A stinking pile of shit that started in 1999 as an actually good website. It's now used by 12 year olds to write about sex positions. The users have the power to turn the most innocent things sexual somehow.
by icantthinkofaname117 December 15, 2025
Get the Urban dictionary mug.In the dreadful jungle of Urban dictionary, a rare breed can be found. Today on National geographic, we will take a look at the Urban dictionary users. This is their natural, and only, habitat, where they can be found writing articles happily. They have a weird view on the world, seeing everything as a sexual reference. Only two breeds can be found: The dominant 'Pervertus teenagus' and the minority 'Normalus personus' moving on to their reproduction, the males try to attract the females using unheard-of words in their sentences like "I wanna put my pocket rocket into your cake until i release my tea flavours" but this type of attraction is only used by the Pervertus teenagus. Thanks for watching.
by icantthinkofaname117 December 17, 2025
Get the Urban dictionary user mug.A very family-friendly website with nothing inappropriate. Nothing inappropriate at all. Not single inappropriate thing about it.
by A Pseuda What Now? December 21, 2025
Get the Urban Dictionary mug.A website that used to be fun, where people make stuff up and others vote(sometimes?). They won’t take action, likely flimsy excuse like “just don’t come here.”
When not used for defamation and/or generalized misplaced rage(insecurity) can be a source of confusion and mild hilarity.
Core problems:
- The “just don’t come here” stance avoids real moderation responsibility.
- No real vetting allows defamation and harassment to slip through as “jokes,” with voting as the only filter, favoring ragebait over accuracy or fun.
- Silence on reports fits the libertarian “user-generated = no liability” model, but it ignores how targeted malice can cross into illegal territory like libel.
Potential upsides:
- Captures niche lingo or absurd humor that formal dictionaries miss.
- The voting system sometimes buries trash, but it’s unreliable against brigading or grudge-posting.
Better alternatives:
- Platforms like this prioritize “freedom” over safety, turning mild hilarity into a vector for unchecked insecurity.
- The libertarian “no liability” shield lets targeted malice masquerade as humor, crossing into defamation without consequence.
Post your definition anyway-self aware users will upvote over noise. When they’re allowed to.. hey can we vote on stuff or not?
I vote urban dictionary sucks
Urban Dictionary’s “vote on it” facade crumbles when moderation ghosts reports and lets grudge entries fester.
Wiktionary’s too stuffy anyway for this vibe.
When not used for defamation and/or generalized misplaced rage(insecurity) can be a source of confusion and mild hilarity.
Core problems:
- The “just don’t come here” stance avoids real moderation responsibility.
- No real vetting allows defamation and harassment to slip through as “jokes,” with voting as the only filter, favoring ragebait over accuracy or fun.
- Silence on reports fits the libertarian “user-generated = no liability” model, but it ignores how targeted malice can cross into illegal territory like libel.
Potential upsides:
- Captures niche lingo or absurd humor that formal dictionaries miss.
- The voting system sometimes buries trash, but it’s unreliable against brigading or grudge-posting.
Better alternatives:
- Platforms like this prioritize “freedom” over safety, turning mild hilarity into a vector for unchecked insecurity.
- The libertarian “no liability” shield lets targeted malice masquerade as humor, crossing into defamation without consequence.
Post your definition anyway-self aware users will upvote over noise. When they’re allowed to.. hey can we vote on stuff or not?
I vote urban dictionary sucks
Urban Dictionary’s “vote on it” facade crumbles when moderation ghosts reports and lets grudge entries fester.
Wiktionary’s too stuffy anyway for this vibe.
Mr derp: hey have you seen this on urban dictionary?
General society: we’re on the clock, have you finished filling out your reports for this month yet?
General society: we’re on the clock, have you finished filling out your reports for this month yet?
by Buddyguy January 2, 2026
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