blubber bean

when a "fart" runs up the anterior side of the body (instead of posterior), trapping the toxic gas in the scrotum...causing the male genitals to inflate like a balloon, and causing extreme disgust/discomfort.

While lying on your sofa you let out ablubber bean...disgusted with yourself you lay motionless, hoping that nobody would notice the look of shame on your face or smell the horror that lurked inside your pants.

by johnny rutenmiezer February 24, 2011

Cool Beans

The phrase most frequently used when expressing grave disappointment in the Catholic Church.

Not another choir boy Francis! Cool Beans.

by Robloxboy69 November 10, 2021

Bean

Another term for ecstasy, MDMA, molly (A euphoric drug that makes your senses highly sensitive.) It’s usually used by intense partygoers. It’s also known as rape-drug.

I couldn’t get any sleep last night. I was rolling of the bean.

Eric came through last night with a bag of beans.

by FYFW October 21, 2017

Bean Addict

Addiction to beans is very serious. Its when a person is very obsessed with beans and always talks about them. Bean addicts or as they like to call themselves 'professional bean' or 'bean enthusiast' always like to tell people random facts about beans. They also listen to bean songs. I, myself, know a bean addict their name is Caitlin and their addiction is slowly getting worse, she always tells me random bean facts and sends me bean pics. I am very concerned for her mental health. If you too know someone with this problem please get them treated before it starts spiralling out of control, after it gets to that stage there is no going back. So please get help for your bean loving friends and family members. (Don't worry about Caitlin she will be fine... i hope.) Also take note that large consumptions of beans can cause severe, aggressive farting issues.

Person1: omg i think that girl is a Bean Addict.
Person2: oh yeah thats Caitlin.
Caitlin: BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS

by NakedRoleMat33 November 20, 2021

Bean

The thing on cat paws thats where you will find a wild bean the beans are tiny oval shaped things on cats paws.

Brianna said "look at those motherfucking beans!" she said while holding up a cats paw "I am going to eat those beans!" on this chungy cat.

by Wahligi September 19, 2022

Bean

A bean, or "The Bean," is a word or phrase used to describe the shape of someone's head. Typically, someone with a long or irregularly shaped bald head. This expression is frequently used to describe someone who has had a clean-shaven haircut. Or to refer to bald persons in general.

“HAHAHA YO you got the bean.”
“Shutup wide bean.”
“Your stretched bean.”

by Kasem123 April 7, 2024

Lima Green Bean

Nickname from George W. Bush for Karen Hughes

Lima Green Bean left the WH early to go into the private sector.

by Coop Dupe February 5, 2025