November 2nd

You get to pull the shit out of your best friend's hair, and you get to step on their shoes all day.

I will step on your shoe ______
Dude, tomorrow is November 2nd, pull her hair

by I_am._.ok October 31, 2020

November 1st

Just go up to ur crush

Make out session on November 1st?

by Fuckenmintbitches October 31, 2020

November 1st National make kids day

Make kids with whoever and whatever you want on November the 1st you can do whatever you like even make kids with a lamppost it doesn't matter but today also marks national slap an inbred day so slap any insestual person you can

Jim: erm why the fuck are you snagging the lampost

Tom: its November 1st national make kids day we can do whatever we like
Jim: oh ok

by Elivas ymmij October 31, 2020

November 1st

National kick dick day

Hey john it’s November 1st
John:oh shit

by Heiejejej October 31, 2020

November

the time of year were guys suffer

(guy 1) "hey man hows you november going"

(guy 2) " i need fucking help i taped my hand to my sides so i dont nut

by Jaqobiows November 1, 2020

November 1

National take care of your girlfriend, cuddles, kisses, hugs, food, candy, and LOVE. +wtv they want

Boyfriend : here
Girlfriend : why
Boyfriend : bc urban dictionary said its November 1

by Alicya.Higgins November 1, 2020

November 3rd-6th

November 3rd through the 6th is National Beat Up Democrat Day. This day should be a favorite for Republican States.

Republican 1: Hey Tony guess what today is!
Republican 2: YES! Today is November 3rd-6th!
Democrat: you see this is why we need to defund the police

by trumptrainrepublican00 November 1, 2020