National eat a short person

February 2nd is the day that you can eat a short person anyone who is short RUN!!

*eats cutely*

Friend:*in stomach voice* WTF

Me:I can finally eat you now
Me: It’s national eat a short person day

by SmeggsySponge274682 December 21, 2020

National Noah Appreciation Day

This day is designated for all the Noahs around the world that just need some love. So get your favorite Noah a nice gift on February 12th!

Person 1: Aw man I almost forgot that it’s National Noah appreciation day! I gotta get him something extra special!
Person 2: Yeah you better! I suggest a nice cologne or his favorite candy!

by I love you Noah lol January 21, 2021

national happy puppies day

national happy puppies day is on april 15th don’t forget to comment happy puppies on every post you see

yo! did you see emma comment happy puppies on jason’s post for national happy puppies day?

by uheggo April 3, 2021

National Point Guard Day

Give your point guard the biggest hug and show him/her your appreciation for his dimes. This day is to make sure he/she never gets hurt and he/she knows you love him/her
Especially like trent

trent makes my day better
he’s just too amazing

I remembered that every fridays is National Point Guard Day, i have to give trent a hug!!

by vEyeSold-_- April 25, 2021

National Best Dick Day

December 5th

I gotta nigga to post National Best Dick Day

by bomslover November 26, 2021

National Dyslexics Suck Day

July 12th is National Dyslexics Sucks Day, you can finally release that pent up anger you have from dyslexics

“Yo Bob it’s July 12,”
“Its National Dyslexics Suck Day, Hey Emma National Suck Dyslexics Day Its”

by DogFoodBitchAss July 8, 2022

National free the nipple day

June 12th

“Why are your titties out?”
“Because it’s june 12th aka National free the nipple day”

by AlMcwiggin June 11, 2022