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Meat rider!

by M talent October 16, 2022
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beat meat to it

A bastardization of "beat me to it" from r/beatmetoit. The subreddit r/beatmeattoit is mostly comprised of shitposting and constant reposts.

In literal terms, "beat meat to it" means to beat your meat aka masturbate to something.
You know the 76th repost of "The spinning chicken nugget? Repost in 24 hours or you are dead"? I definitely beat meat to it.
by 2Fax5U October 25, 2023
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california meat wagon

The sexual act of folding a neverhard dick in half and shoving it inside a vagina. Also sometimes using the balls with the folded dick just so you can feel something firm.
My husband couldn't get hard last night, so we tried the California Meat Wagon. Best I have had in some time.
by Havealotofbalz May 11, 2016
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Meating

Joe likes meating meat, so he brought more meat
by Boricstingray91 July 7, 2024
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Dog meat sanga

A grimsby sanga most commonly found at low grade golf clubs/courses.
Hey brother ill grab a couple of cans and that dog meat sanga thanks mate”
by Adzyhaz January 13, 2022
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Meat Item

A person who has little to no real value rather than being "the real deal" they are a substitute ie instead of being meat they are known as a meat item
did you see the guy Emma is dating? he's a real 'Meat Item'
by Own_thing May 25, 2017
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Fresh Meat

One of the greatest comedy series of all time
Friend 1:hey what are you watching
Friend 2: only one of the greatest comedy series ever created (fresh meat)
by .Ewan. August 29, 2022
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