three fingered cotton top hat

The sexual act of inserting the three middle fingers into a vagina (or anus), through the underwear.

Mike's horny girlfriend asked him for a three fingered cotton top hat.

by shelfmonkey November 3, 2011

Cut my fingers off

Cut my fingers off so I won't text someone.

I want to text him so bad, Cut my fingers off!!

by houstonsocialbutterflyandt May 12, 2009

2 Finger Salute

Example of horrendous being, easily distracted by a belly bar

No No that's my belly bar, toot toot 2 finger salute

by alpha victor charlie April 11, 2011

five finger knuckle shuffle

a masturbation technigue used on females which requires you to insert all five fingers into the vagina.

I walked in on your mother last night preforming the five finger knuckle shuffle

by fresh2defa June 18, 2009

five finger anal death punch

Where you jab your hand up someone else's ass, but then, quickly forming your hand into a fist before it hits the anus. The resulting impact kills the person instantly. Ideal for a KO move.
Inspired by the term "anal death punch" and the band "Five Finger Death Punch" (an amalgamation of each phrase).

*InsertNameHere* gives person B a five finger anal death punch. B drops dead almost immediately.

by jedarus May 19, 2009

thumb, index and pinky finger up

means you the realest, everyone wants to be you

she put her her thumb, index and pinky finger up everyday

by anonymous May 2, 2022

Trying to get your fingers wet

Attempting to finger a female's vagina to the point of vaginal secretion.

"I really like Amanda."

"What are you doing, trying to get your fingers wet or something?"

"I already got my fingers wet!"

by Yung Phil July 31, 2012