Dick Stable

noun, plural -bles,

1.
Anatomy, Zoology .
a.
the passage leading from the uterus to the vulva in certain female mammals. Compare oviduct.
b.
a sheathlike part or organ.
2.
Botany . the sheath formed by the basal part of certain leaves where they embrace the stem.

3.
Just another word for vagina.

HNIC505 would like to visit your mom's dick stable.

Or
Your mom's dick stable has seen many stallions.

by hnic505 January 5, 2012

infinity dick

When you are boning and so drunk that you have an erection, but never climax. The point just before whiskey dick.

John had infinity dick, I had to call 911 after 4 hours.
If Batman had infinity dick, Gotham would be fucked.

by Streamlined May 14, 2016

Dick For Dubs

This means that you are willing to give oral sex to anyone that can carry you to a victory on Fortnite in a squad.

Friend 1: Hey man, you wanna go get a win on Fortnite?
Friend 2: Sorry dude, I only do Dick for Dubs.

by TensionGrabber February 21, 2018

spade dick

A penis which is bent and scoops at the tip looking like a spade

One time a boy named Luca pulled his bent disabled "spade dick" out. Oh shit it's a spade dick!!!

by Gretal1996 June 30, 2016

Hospital Dick

When a man is in the hospital and for no apparent reason his dick decides to become the smallest it’s ever been before.resembling some sort of baby dick or a huge clitorus.

My dick used to be someone what impressive intelligence yesterday day when I went into the hospital.now all I have is a useless hospital dick.fml

by Dz's Nutz May 18, 2021

dick heckler

This occurs when a drunken person sitting in the audience of a Comedy Club attempts to heckle the Comedian with disastrous results.

Melissa just got creamed by a dick heckler.

by freebird! October 10, 2014

Dick Eyebrow

What happens when someone tells you something that is such obvious bullshit. A single eyebrow is raised with a mix of disgust and disbelief.

"The guy at the cell store told me that I need a different data plan if I upgrade because 'smartphones use data differently'. The dick eyebrow appeared as soon as he mentioned that."

by DeezusMaximus September 17, 2014