Good Job DJ!

A phrase used towards individuals who have masteterd the art of the turntables and fist bumping in the club.
Tony: Hey whats the DJ's name at the booth

Buck: His name is DJ Scoliosis

Tony: We should go tell him "Good Job DJ!"
by EarlySpore November 30, 2018
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Spann Job

A handjob where the giver wears a crusty Callaway Weather Spann golf glove.
Me and the homies played golf yesterday, we took turns giving each other spann jobs.
by NotPhilMickelson June 07, 2024
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Spann Job

A handjob where the giver wears a crusty Callaway Weather Spann golf glove. You break par if done in 72 strokes or less.
Me and the homies played golf yesterday, we took turns giving each other spann jobs.
by NotPhilMickelson June 07, 2024
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nose job

Pretty much like a blow job, except using the nostril instead of the mouth.
Doctor: what the hell happened
girl: I gave my boyfriend a nose job
by the funny one February 13, 2015
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nose job

Pretty much like a blow job, except using the nostril instead of the mouth.
Doctor: what the hell happened
girl: I gave my boyfriend a nose job
by the funny one February 13, 2015
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valet job

when you request valet parking and your car is brought back with a bomb or a festering pile of meat in the back trunk
Mick Ralvin: Why is there a bomb and a festering pile of meat in my back trunk!?
Mo: I gave you a valet job lol
by ShitAss123 March 07, 2022
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Paint Job

Being a “paint job” holds reference to a half-ass hotrod. Everyone appreciates a hot rod, right?

The “paint job” is an individual who has a flashy exterior which appeals to a specific genre, demographic or subject matter audience. Despite this, the “paint job” has the bare minimum under the hood, has a crap suspension and drivetrain, and handles and performs like a shitty ramshackle jalopy. The paint job has just enough holding it together to barely propel it to its next staging area where it can sit idle whilst people “ohh and ahh” at its look and image which implies power and honed superior performance. The paint deliberately cloaks and denies access to assess its powertrain, drivetrain and suspension.

The difference between influencers, celebrities, motivational speakers and politicians, (who are all mostly paint jobs) is that the politician is “officially” and “legally” credentialzed. This means the citizens under said political regime are expected to entrust, believe, and submit to their words, actions and beliefs as hierarchical custom. The means to credentialization is often overlooked and shrouded by additional paint job credentials.

Paint fades and is cheap heat.
Man this instagram fitness influencer really know what she's doing, she has 10000+ likes for doing calisthenic movements that mankind has done for 1000s of years!

No. She's just a paint job and has no legitimate skills or talent. You are dazzled by her appearance which will fade and expire by 30 years old.
by Kirkury August 25, 2021
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