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When you bake a cake

Decorate it, take it to the players who are safe,
that's how you know it's Cake at Stake (stake, stake)
Cake at Stake!
Every day, I think of all the things I'll make
With my pans, my mixer and my oven tray.
Get the eggs, the flour and the butter sticks
Or get lazy and just make it with a mix.

Maybe strawberry shortcake, I'll never get bored of it,
Vanilla, and chocolate, and funfetti, oh!
Red velvet or carrot, and no matter, I swear
That it'll be the best ever to take to the show!

Every night, I think of people I'll invite
To my stage when my cake is looking just right!
Wish you could taste, I made it really good and stuff
Hope the way it looks on camera is enough.

Making pumpkin and lemon, banana, it's heaven
With some frosting or fondant or glaze or ganache.
With so many cakes, now my schedule is crazy
But I bake so impatiently 'cause I LOVE CAKE, OH MY GOSH!

When you bake a cake,
Decorate it, take it to the players who are safe,
That's how you know it's Cake at Stake (stake, stake, stake)
Cake at Stake! (Cake at-)

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
by The Power of MY FUCKING ASS September 23, 2025
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Pan caking

Pan caking is a sexual act that goes as follows.

One person starts out by laying flat on the ground with a second person standing above them the person standing above them begins to jerk off and when reaches the point of ejaculation lets it go all over the person lying on the ground then another person lays atop of the original person lying on the ground and then the person standing repeats the process, the more people you have the more can stack on top eachother like pancakes
"Dude i was at an orgy last night and we started pan caking, you should try it with us sometime."
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Nike elite pound cake

When u got a Nike elite backpack while eating some pound cake
“ yo this Nike elite is thug and so is this pound cake” Nike elite pound cake
by Nikeelitepoundcake September 28, 2025
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get the cake and the butter

... Wun get the cake and the butter, i count it like hustle.
by samsepi0 September 29, 2025
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Puerto Rican Pound Cake

A sexual act in which two lovers use sweet syrup or whipped cream as lube for anal sex. After completion, the recipient of the semen then defecates the semen into a small bowl to be spread as icing on a pastry for both of them to enjoy.
I hooked up with a tranny in San Juan in college, he gave me a Puerto Rican Pound Cake along with herpes.
by bigdiqmoves October 5, 2025
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tyler cakes

tyler cakes is a total buttslut… when he wears shorts that eat his ass it look fat as fuck
god damn tyler cakes looks good in those shorts -edgar
by ayosuscan21 October 11, 2025
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Bed cakes

The sludgeking and misses sludge having cakes or donuts in bed.
Look at them having bed cakes!
by SludgeKingJR October 17, 2025
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