john mcmillan

An absolute sexy beast

Did you see how sexy John Mcmillan is?

by Bruh Uno momento November 18, 2021

John

Bamboozles you into horrible Rarebreed updates that ruin the sports channels

W- “Who’s that?”

L- “That’s John, the guy that bamboozled me into a shitty Rarebreed update”

by BoogieLoogie November 23, 2021

John

generic male name

"John Smith"

by Fishwicks June 11, 2023

john wyatt

Redneck bubba love dipping but love turkey hunting more. He's a smart ass sometimes and annoying too. But loveable sexy beast if you know one smash on spot

John Wyatt is the dip Lord

by Mudduck Floyd May 16, 2018

John Marston

1) A badass!

2) A loyal friend. In spite some character flaws such as not being able to swim.

3) One who is the opposite of a simp.

John Marston defied his wife's protest to walked up a mountain taking out shit heads left and right to avenge a fellow fallen bad ass.

by Darth Ruin December 28, 2023

john quantavious dingleberry the eighth castle jr

like a gay batman and black

Whos john quantavious dingleberry the eighth castle jr?

look in the shadows

I see nothing?

exactly

by masky123343 July 10, 2023

john

if your friend’s name is john, these definitions aren’t fake!

1. he like boys 101%
2. you like him
3. you love him so much that you save him as “ysc”, “eyes don’t lie”, pillow” etc etc, make up scenarios in your head about john and you cuddling watching a movie together (perferably an anime) and getting all mushy mushy with eachother that you go into a bedroom and you know what happens next and then after that you two fall alseep in bed half naked, and then kidnap him and do crimes to him that would get you in prison for millennials upon millennials, and you bully him.
4. you hate him so much

1. “John obviously likes ______ because he’s always near him!”
2. “I.. think I like John..”
3. …
4. “Omg.. is that John?! He’s soo ugly! I just hate him!”

by the delulu one March 9, 2024