Often occurring on a Sunday, a "Shit Day" is when your ass has been on backlog for a couple days and the bill has come due.
Basically, a day where you poop at least four times and its not diarrheal in nature.
Basically, a day where you poop at least four times and its not diarrheal in nature.
Mike: Jen, you should totally come to the movies with us!
Jen: I can't. I haven't pooped in three days and I think this is gonna be a shit day.
Jen: I can't. I haven't pooped in three days and I think this is gonna be a shit day.
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Get the tit shit mug.a pathetic asshole who picks on people wimpier than him
he generally has no life or friends
oh, and most people hate him
(sometimes referred to as a 'shitpickle')
he generally has no life or friends
oh, and most people hate him
(sometimes referred to as a 'shitpickle')
dude: god damn! erica is SUCH a shit penis
otherdude; i know! yesterday she stepped on my doritos after her shit penis friend kicked them out of my hands!
dude: what shit penises
otherdude; i know! yesterday she stepped on my doritos after her shit penis friend kicked them out of my hands!
dude: what shit penises
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Get the shit-nuts mug.1. An uncommon insult that generally makes others laugh at the person being insulted.
2. Commonly used insult in US Navy bootcamp in Great Lakes, IL. Named after those little friggin Shit Birds that hop around all day, just eating and shitting. Eat, and .... SHIT. Eat and friggin Shit. They never sing, always shitting where you're about to do push-ups and even if you happen to stomp one, they're not big enough to eat. Damn shit birds.
2. Commonly used insult in US Navy bootcamp in Great Lakes, IL. Named after those little friggin Shit Birds that hop around all day, just eating and shitting. Eat, and .... SHIT. Eat and friggin Shit. They never sing, always shitting where you're about to do push-ups and even if you happen to stomp one, they're not big enough to eat. Damn shit birds.
Bootcamp company commander at 4am....
Wake you bunch of fucking shit birds! Get out of them racks. Recruit where are you going?
Recruit responds: to take a piss sir.
CC responds: I bet you'd like to take a big shit in there too and afterwards stroll off for some nice hotcakes and eggs. Well you ain't you fucking shit bird! Now get back in line.
Wake you bunch of fucking shit birds! Get out of them racks. Recruit where are you going?
Recruit responds: to take a piss sir.
CC responds: I bet you'd like to take a big shit in there too and afterwards stroll off for some nice hotcakes and eggs. Well you ain't you fucking shit bird! Now get back in line.
by Colonel Coo August 9, 2006
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