that was like 3 phones ago

A phrase used that indicates a few years, but not as much as "back in the day."

Kari: "Remember when you made it with Jeff? EW!!!"
Lori: "That was like 3 phones ago, bitch! I'm not like that anymore!"

by von groovy April 6, 2019

UNMUTE IF U LIKE WOMEN

If someone mutes u on discord tell them "unmute if u like women" if they unmute you they like having sex with women, if they don't they are gay.

Yooo homie UNMUTE IF U LIKE WOMEN

by DO U LIKE WOMEN June 2, 2019

more like your wishtory

A phrase you say to someone when they are telling a story about their past and altering it to make them look good

Jessica: "Back in Junior year, I was in such great shape! Half the hockey team asked me to go to the prom!"
Blake: "Bitch, please!! I was there and that is more like your wishtory than what happened. You had 13 more sundaes a week than the average person!"

by von groovy June 8, 2019

kickin' like Van Damme

Fine ass booty

That booty is Kickin' like Van DAMME!!!

by ChewyChewyChewbacca March 31, 2017

Ur dad likes spageth

Worst insult ever worse than ur dad lesbian or ur sister a mister

Alex: Ur mom gay
Jones: Ur dad lesbian

Alex: Ur dad likes spageth

Jones: *throws up, explodes, goes to hell*

by Pineapple0npizza March 17, 2018

I Like Your Phenotypes

a nerdy/geeky/hipster way of saying you like someone's physical traits

Jason: wow, I like your phenotypes!
Larson: Thanks! I've been told my eyes are the most prominent feature I have!

by peterparker.who February 15, 2017

smells like bootie hole

term used to describe something that smells like straight up ass. This term is usually used by those who are unique, cool, and aren't basic enough to just say ass. bootie hole if pronounced correctly sounds fantastically rank.

this smells like bootie hole wyd??

by i AM THE JUAN March 5, 2017