that was like 3 phones ago

A phrase used that indicates a few years, but not as much as "back in the day."

Kari: "Remember when you made it with Jeff? EW!!!"
Lori: "That was like 3 phones ago, bitch! I'm not like that anymore!"

by von groovy April 6, 2019

UNMUTE IF U LIKE WOMEN

If someone mutes u on discord tell them "unmute if u like women" if they unmute you they like having sex with women, if they don't they are gay.

Yooo homie UNMUTE IF U LIKE WOMEN

by DO U LIKE WOMEN June 2, 2019

more like your wishtory

A phrase you say to someone when they are telling a story about their past and altering it to make them look good

Jessica: "Back in Junior year, I was in such great shape! Half the hockey team asked me to go to the prom!"
Blake: "Bitch, please!! I was there and that is more like your wishtory than what happened. You had 13 more sundaes a week than the average person!"

by von groovy June 8, 2019

Fuck me like a truck

A sex move usually used in porno films or videos as it is used very hardcore bdsm move and usually the final form of a sex move

Oh please since you are my step-brother! Now fuck me like a truck like you did with Becky

by Hylzanisafucingcrackhead January 11, 2020

Going Down Like Kobe

When a situation/event is going bad or not favorable in your odds.

Man I felt like I was going down like Kobe on that test.

by GoldenRocket97 January 27, 2020

kickin' like Van Damme

Fine ass booty

That booty is Kickin' like Van DAMME!!!

by ChewyChewyChewbacca March 31, 2017

Ur dad likes spageth

Worst insult ever worse than ur dad lesbian or ur sister a mister

Alex: Ur mom gay
Jones: Ur dad lesbian

Alex: Ur dad likes spageth

Jones: *throws up, explodes, goes to hell*

by Pineapple0npizza March 17, 2018