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Septic Kiss

When solid output into the toilet is ongoing, you flush while still seated to "clear things up." The toilet clogs (unbeknownst to you!); the water rises up and kisses your ______.
"Honey, you just took a shower...why are you in there again?"

"Oh my GOD! I got Septic Kissed!"
by Elk e summer September 20, 2011
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Kiss A Mary Day

National Kiss A Girl Named Mary Day, is on September 7, 2022. It doesn’t have to be on the lips but, both of you have to give each other one kiss! so If you have a friend named Mary, kiss her!!
Someone: Maryyy do you know what day it is??
Mary: uhhh Wednesday ?

Someone: Well yes, but it’s September 7th! National Kiss A Mary Day! so kiss me!

Mary: Ohh okay!!
by Kayla Simions September 6, 2022
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flemish kiss

A kiss by an angel that makes you feel like being in heaven
He was completely overwhelmed after that flemish kiss
by Meeuw8869 July 2, 2018
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Santa Kiss

Going down on an elderly woman's vaginal white beard.
by Staybull February 20, 2021
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Kiss my nugget

Originating from the Smiling Friends episode "Gwimbly: Definitive Remastered Enhanced Extended Edition DX 4K (Anniversary Director’s Cut)", the term is a gaming industry equivalent of selling out for old well-beloved franchises that had no major entries in a long time, with only recent official appearances being insignificant paid DLCs or cosmetics for modern, usually free-to-play titles, instead of getting a new entry in the franchise, i.e. this franchise had to kiss a nugget.
I suppose Gwimbly can be a skin in the new Troglor game if you... kiss my nugget!
by Laybox April 9, 2024
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Succubus kiss

When a guys dick gets bitten (off) during a bj.
“Man, did you hear what Hannah did to Jason last week?”
“What happened?”
“He got sent to the hospital by a succubus kiss.”
by WangNibler July 18, 2025
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National Kissing Day

On the 30.06 its national kissing day
You can choose which person you want to kiss and they have to!
Josh: kira do you want to kiss me?
Kirs: no!
Josh: but its National Kissing day!
Kira: oh you are right. Aight come here!
by Anonymous.112 June 29, 2020
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