john maynard

A sexy motherfucker

John Maynard is a sexy guy

by Ben Dover 257482838 May 28, 2020

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John

Someone with smol pp and is sometimes funny

John watches too many memes on facebook

by somone? May 28, 2020

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The boy with beautiful blue eyes, messy brown hair, and has a loving heart that is of teenager age range and striving to become successful in life and has an Instagram@jcathey123. He is single and wants to find someone with a good heart cute face, and supports him.

John Cathey is amazing.

by jcgotmoves May 29, 2020

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John

a real shit head who thinks is cool but is not

He is so John

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Doing a John Roberts

You are doing a John Roberts when you try to give both sides something to call a win.

Guy A: "What to do now? My daughter wants to visit Disneyland but my wifey complains it's too expensive for us to go there".
Guy B: "Well, buy some Disney movie tickets and save money that way. Your daughter will be happy and your wifey won't complain anymore."
Guy A: "You want me doing a John Roberts, right?"
Guy B: "Yeah, that's a foolproof plan. Trust me!"
*Divorce triggering*

by SupremeCourtNerd July 16, 2020

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