1. A retarded fagot; someone who you don't give a rats ass about.
2. Some stupid prick who has a terrible case of acne; in which the acne is so bad it appears that person must have rubbed Crisco all over his face 36 hours before, smoked a pile of pubes, rubbed his face on his calico cats gooch, and given himself a "Dirty Sanchez" while laying in a bubble bath with the lights low, Kenny G. playing, rose pedals everywhere, and a bottle of sparkling grape juice instead of Chardonnay.
3. Someone who gets real drunk, goes home all alone because he couldn't get any one to come home with, at the local club/bar. Shaves his left leg (user preference) and pleasures him self a "Hello Stranger" to think he is getting a hand job from a female.
2. Some stupid prick who has a terrible case of acne; in which the acne is so bad it appears that person must have rubbed Crisco all over his face 36 hours before, smoked a pile of pubes, rubbed his face on his calico cats gooch, and given himself a "Dirty Sanchez" while laying in a bubble bath with the lights low, Kenny G. playing, rose pedals everywhere, and a bottle of sparkling grape juice instead of Chardonnay.
3. Someone who gets real drunk, goes home all alone because he couldn't get any one to come home with, at the local club/bar. Shaves his left leg (user preference) and pleasures him self a "Hello Stranger" to think he is getting a hand job from a female.
1. What a freeken "Jizz Face"!
My freeken art teacher's mom is such a "Jizz Face"
2. Dab Nabbit, I just want to get a paring knife and slice off all that acne off hos "Jizz Face".
You look just like your father when he was your age, accept he didn't have such a "Jizz Face".
3. I saw that dude at the club through his apartment window last night; he was on his bed w/ his leg shaved giving himself a "Hello Stranger"
My freeken art teacher's mom is such a "Jizz Face"
2. Dab Nabbit, I just want to get a paring knife and slice off all that acne off hos "Jizz Face".
You look just like your father when he was your age, accept he didn't have such a "Jizz Face".
3. I saw that dude at the club through his apartment window last night; he was on his bed w/ his leg shaved giving himself a "Hello Stranger"
by ChrisThePiss February 25, 2008
Get the jizz face mug.used to insult someone and compare them to a black man or african american who resembled a monkey.
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by livefreely August 3, 2009
Get the monkey face mug.Charlie Gibbynse: Yo i need some yayo u no where its at?
Ricky Prycewirth: Yea man wat u need?
Charlie Gibbynse: How much is an 8ball?
Ricky Prycewirth: A North Face. U got enough man?
Charlie Gibbynse: Damn, $180 for that shit? Fuck, man. Yea i got that i'll come thru to ur place in like 20. Have that bitch skizzed out wen i get there. Peace.
Ricky Prycewirth: Yea man wat u need?
Charlie Gibbynse: How much is an 8ball?
Ricky Prycewirth: A North Face. U got enough man?
Charlie Gibbynse: Damn, $180 for that shit? Fuck, man. Yea i got that i'll come thru to ur place in like 20. Have that bitch skizzed out wen i get there. Peace.
by wEeDpIlLsBlOw211311420 November 6, 2010
Get the North Face mug.A retarded-looking pancake thing with floppy arms, giant eyes, disgustingly flabby legs, and huge genatalia. Also, Pancake Faces love yelling "Not so fast!" to random people, and then when they slow down, saying "That's better!" Just like in National Lampoon's Loaded Weapon 1! Pancake Faces come in many different shapes and forms, ranging from Faggot Pancake Face to Wayne Gretzky Pancake Face to Tabb Pancake Face.
I was walking through the ancient world of Pancakeville one day and there were so many different types on Pancake Faces everywhere! There Was Faggot, Dumbass, Super Surgeon Monkey, and even Jell-O Tabb Trash Pancake Faces! It was amazing. Oh. Yeah, they all had huge genatalia. CAN'T FORGET THE GENATALIA. Pancake Face also made a guest appearance in "Albert The Fat Math Guy."
by John DoeNumberfour April 10, 2008
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by Michael S Stevens July 6, 2009
Get the face fag mug.A False Face is a metaphor for a type of behavior that occurs when a person presents him or herself in one sort of identity, but then when the plot unfolds he or she shows another face (esp. during an action that that is offensive to you).
People with a False Face usually never admit to their inconsistent, hypocritical behavior. They use their False Faces to get what they want and at times of extreme disregard to any life outside their own (a form of extreme individualism). Usually, their False Faces are discovered in a climatic occasion when they use another face to benefit them during that occasion, which will leave the unraveler in extreme fuck you mode.
A person with a False Face should never be respected.
Synonym: Two-Faced, False Consensus, Multiple Personality Disorder
Differs from Two-Faced by how a False Face does not necessarily constitute opposite faces.
The worst sort of False Face is when a person that is your friend turns out to be actually your enemy.
People with a False Face usually never admit to their inconsistent, hypocritical behavior. They use their False Faces to get what they want and at times of extreme disregard to any life outside their own (a form of extreme individualism). Usually, their False Faces are discovered in a climatic occasion when they use another face to benefit them during that occasion, which will leave the unraveler in extreme fuck you mode.
A person with a False Face should never be respected.
Synonym: Two-Faced, False Consensus, Multiple Personality Disorder
Differs from Two-Faced by how a False Face does not necessarily constitute opposite faces.
The worst sort of False Face is when a person that is your friend turns out to be actually your enemy.
She showed herself as a honest girl who didn't play games. Until the plot thickened and her False Face was unraveled. He was shocked to have know that all this time he had been played by a girl who just cared for herself.
by TruthBeToldRiteNow January 23, 2010
Get the False Face mug.1. Although there are no recorded cases of Face-Gout, it is as the name implies, gout of the face.
2. Also, when somebody has some strange or ugly feature on their face it may also be referred to as Face-Gout.
2. Also, when somebody has some strange or ugly feature on their face it may also be referred to as Face-Gout.
OMG did you see that nasty thing on his upper lip?
-Dude be nice, he's probly got Face-Gout or some shit.
-Dude be nice, he's probly got Face-Gout or some shit.
by j0Hn k November 27, 2009
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