December

Why drink the water
from my hand?
Contagious as you think I am
Just tilt my sun towards

your domain.
Your cup runneth over again.

Don't scream about
Don't think aloud
Turn your head now baby

Just spit me out
Don't worry about
Don't speak of doubt
Turn your head now baby
Just spit me out

Why follow me to higher ground?
Lost as you swear I am.
Don't throw away your basic needs,
Ambiance and vanity.

December promise you gave unto me
December whispers of treachery
December clouds are now covering me
December songs no longer I sing

by Txorromorro October 5, 2025

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All nut December

Don’t fail all you have to do is bust a nut every day of December from the 2st till the 31st

Bro don’t fail all nut December failing is for losers

by Allnutdecembercreator November 1, 2020

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December 29th

National Arianna Birthday Day!!! She gets all the attention today because she is amazing and deserves it of course!! 😝

“Oh look it’s December 29th, I better go wish this hottie Ari a happy birthday!”

by alha December 29, 2021

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December 4

Be quiet in school today. NO TALKING!!

Boys arrive at school
Boy 1- *uses sign language* hey it’s December 4
Boy 2- *uses sigh language* oh yeah now be quiet

by Littlejonny cotton tail December 3, 2019

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NO DICK DECEMBER

Like no orgasm October and no nut November girl or gay boi may not have sex or bust a nut anywhere during December this rule is given to both boys and girls so if you failed no nut November you can have a 2nd chance and sacrifice destroy dick December then you can.

Girl: hey do you want to pound sweetie?
Boyfriend: sorry can't.
Girl: Why?
Boyfriend: Its No Dick December.
Girl: FUCK!

by NO DICK DECEMBER November 10, 2019

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