That’s how the beans are baked

An expression basically meaning what has happened is acceptable, or what has happened has become so for a reason, and that there’s no way to undo the situation or change it in any way. In can be used in a situation where something good happens, something goes to plan or when a situation is in advantage for someone but not necessarily for the other person.

Eduardo: What the fuckity fuck dude? I lost because of you!

Gary: Quit your bitching Eduardo. You’re just a sore loser. That’s how the beans are baked.

Eduardo: Tf does that mean?

by TheGayAccount December 11, 2020

beans

a cat that has one single braincell in his tiny head. that braincell is tv static.

is that beans the cat?

yeah! he's a dumbass with one braincell.

by thebestemma November 25, 2021

Good beans

A historical term of endearment or good fortune derived from a moment between Lord Uxbridge and Wellington in the battle of Waterloo. Traditionally exclaimed to bolster spirits before uncertain endeavours—like charging into battle or attending a family reunion.

"Good beans, Wellington!"
"If there is anything in this world about which I know positively nothing, it is agriculture."

by jonathane jesus April 18, 2024

Nick da bean

That one really spicy bean in your burrito. That motherfucker. Also a really fucking annoying person.

He's a Nick da bean alright. that little motherfucker.

by Nick da bean November 28, 2021

Bean Fever

The act of being turned on by a female. Specifically her genitalia.

I have a bad case of Bean Fever.

by Kstanty07 August 4, 2025

Beans

Usually a mammal's toes. Commonly used by the furry fandom or those who have feet fetish.

"Oooh... You like beans don't you? Can't wait to tickle those~ >w<" They tease on their friend

by Fornyax February 14, 2025

african black bean gene

a gene that female African women carry that could generate black baby with Caucasian males

my friend mcgee got hit withe african black bean gene and now his babiea blaxk

by whitemikeb March 9, 2022