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Bean

A smoll person

Names associated with bean tendencies: Amity
by anonymous December 21, 2021
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Mexican Bean Mash

The act of cooking refried beans inside a Hispanic woman’s anal cavity utilizing a penis wrapped in a tin foil condom
Sabrina: ay carambà Juanito and I just whipped up the spiciest Mexican Bean Mash

Guadalupe: ¡que Mierda!
by OfficiallyDrDubious June 25, 2025
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Bean

Tim/Furious_Syndrome (twitch.tv/Furious_Syndrome)
Blazing: Tim is a bean
Tim: Nuuu you're a bean
Blazing: no u
by ThatFander September 19, 2020
mugGet the Beanmug.

Keen as beans

keen as beans is a describing word to call someone who wants you to buy them a gatorade bottle so they can smoke ket till they are blind
Person 1 "hi keen as beans here could you buy me a gatorade bottle so i can smoke ket till im blind"
person 2 "sure keen as beans"
by elibeefpope March 20, 2024
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derpy bean

is a picture of mr.bean's head photoshopped on to a buff mans' body. he kind of looks like shit.
you are a derpy bean, you look like a piece shit.
by Swedishbean February 16, 2018
mugGet the derpy beanmug.

beane stalk

when somebody stalks someone for an excessive amount of time, with the and they knew/know about it.
harry has been beane stalking Cassidy. its really funny because whenever he does it, she gets goosebumps.
by URBANLEGEND001 August 21, 2016
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Beans

A person that has the best meme page in Instagram also the person that committed more war crimes than America in Vietnam
Person 1 : you follow (beans) @bean.s_to_pay_the_bills
Person 2 : yes
Person 1: wanna get married and live our lives in albania and never pay taxes

Person 2: fuck no *unfollows* me
by Beans that got taxed November 22, 2021
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