tennis job

Cutting an X with a knife into a tennis ball then masterbait inside it.

First you start off as a beginner Tennis jobber. Then an intermediate Tennis jobber, but onto last and infamous " The Master Baller!" Horray Horray!!!

by LazyLarry27 April 30, 2021

Job card

A discussion that one brings up when hitting a dead end in a conversation about illegal immigration, claiming they are stealing work from americans.

Those mexicans are stealing jobs from americans.

No, unless you want more american citizens mowing lawns or working at McDonald's. don't pull the Job card.

by VirtualWaffle November 18, 2010

better paying job

a job that pays, as the name suggests, better (i.e. more), than minimum wage in your society, in your zeitgeist.

son: I want to work but I dont want to nigger at McDonalds or Burger King, or perform some other unqualified job.

father: I have a solution for you. Get an education, then pull yourself up by your boot straps and get a better paying job. Brandon, either become self employed, or go work in construction so you can later hopefully open your own construction firm.

by Sexydimma August 31, 2014

the 7 I's of Steve Jobs

7 simple English words starting in the letter I (intuition, imagination, invention, integration, interpretation, ingenuity and innovation) that not only define Steve Jobs as an individual, but also epitomize the spirit of all human scientific and technological progress since the beginnings of civilization.

what does the letter ``I`` stand for in words such as Iphone, Ipad and Ipod? The answer is simple; the I in each of these words represent the 7 I's of Steve Jobs.

by Sexydimma October 17, 2014

Tank Job

A restroom prank or act of revenge where one removes the lid of the toilet tank and defecates in the tank before replacing the lid. The next poor bastard that uses the toilet will be greeted by bits of your stool as the bowl refills.

My boss was such an asshole today I left him a tank job to deal with. Hope he has plenty of bleach!

by jdirtybird May 16, 2025

Stomache job

When a fat bitch beats ya meat with her rolls of fat

Bro never again will i fuck a fat bitch she gave me a stomache job

by Braindeadism October 29, 2017

Blog job

Also a blogh job. A type of bullshit job - a pseudo business - that takes all of a person's time without any profit.

- Hey, John, what have you been doin' with yourself lately?
- Been doin' my blog job.
- Have you blown enough to rent a room and move away from your mama?
- Nah, a blog job is not that much paid as a blowjob...

by Murdoc Kylburne February 13, 2019