When a man or woman, usually of Asian decent dips their toes in hot candle wax and then forcefully insets Thor foot into the rectum of a i suspecting guest while they milk a lama.
by Dirtydeeds69.5 October 08, 2021
When a person decides to drink any substance that does not mix well with another, (more specifically Crush's 'Cream Soda' with Doritos,) unintentionally creating a Belly Bomb, aka a mixture that will most definitely have your toilet screaming mercy as fire bursts from all holes.
"Dude.. I'm not feeling so good"
Jericho groans, his bathroom blissfully unaware of the toilet terrors to come.
"What's wrong man?" Jericho's toilet, Geronimo, his childhood best friend asks.
"Nothing, just had some salsa and pop, my burps are spicy right now," he says, unaware of the fear in Geronimo's eyes.
"H-hah.. hah.." he laughs nervously. Jericho moves towards him. Geronimo backs up, sputtering out a response.
"H-Hey, man. Buddy, I actually gotta go,"
"What? No, man, I just gotta use you real quick, I was kidding. I'm not about t' belly bomb you!" Jericho laughs. Geronimo laughs with relief.
"Oh, good! Yeah man, come here!"
Jericho nods, sitting down on Geronimo.
"Hey, what day is it today?" Jericho asks.
Geronimo chuckles, "I'm surprised you forgot, it's April-"
"Fools," Jericho finishes, smirking at Geronimo who freezes, his eyes filling with terror.
"No. No.. NOOOOOOOO!!!"
Jericho continues to release an unholy hellfire from his hole so feriousously the pipes melted instantaneously.
..
Geronimo spent 40 years in the hospital before succumbing to his injuries.
Jericho groans, his bathroom blissfully unaware of the toilet terrors to come.
"What's wrong man?" Jericho's toilet, Geronimo, his childhood best friend asks.
"Nothing, just had some salsa and pop, my burps are spicy right now," he says, unaware of the fear in Geronimo's eyes.
"H-hah.. hah.." he laughs nervously. Jericho moves towards him. Geronimo backs up, sputtering out a response.
"H-Hey, man. Buddy, I actually gotta go,"
"What? No, man, I just gotta use you real quick, I was kidding. I'm not about t' belly bomb you!" Jericho laughs. Geronimo laughs with relief.
"Oh, good! Yeah man, come here!"
Jericho nods, sitting down on Geronimo.
"Hey, what day is it today?" Jericho asks.
Geronimo chuckles, "I'm surprised you forgot, it's April-"
"Fools," Jericho finishes, smirking at Geronimo who freezes, his eyes filling with terror.
"No. No.. NOOOOOOOO!!!"
Jericho continues to release an unholy hellfire from his hole so feriousously the pipes melted instantaneously.
..
Geronimo spent 40 years in the hospital before succumbing to his injuries.
by DefinitelynotGeronimo May 24, 2025
when one person becomes close friends or friends with someone but drops them after for no reason and will act nice to u but will act like a bitch to u inconsistently
she does a lot of friendship bombing because she had too many friends so, she is able to drop people anytime she wants
by crazyhippo123 December 02, 2023
More of a recipe than definition. Contains 1 quart white lightning, one bottle of Piggly Wiggly brand pancake syrup, one can Red Bull and one bottle of Cherry ZzzQuil with a liberal pinch of Red Dot brand ball-type smokeless powder (as this type of powder usually meters well. Flake powder can be more difficult to meter correctly due to the fact that it can ''stack up'' in the powder measure, and can be less uniform in density when metering, thereby turning your Cherry bomb into a ticking time bomb). Simmer slowly in crockpot for 12 hours and then slap yourself in the face real hard.
''I blew my eyebrows off when I tried drinking my Chattanooga cherry bomb with a lit cigarette in my mouth.''
Using the most complex words possible to describe (3 words, or comment on someones social media post.
If someone writes: Vocabulary bombing: Using the most complex words possible to describe or comment on someones social media post.
You would comment: pretentious, erudite and sisyphean.
You would comment: pretentious, erudite and sisyphean.
by Teacher Egap January 03, 2019
by wazzsupmahg March 23, 2023
A sexual act that can be performed between gay or straight people, preferably only two people with at least one male.
First male should lube up his balls well, and then proceed to stick his balls in the other persons ass. At this point, the first male will begin to masturbate and edge himself to the very edge. At this time, the second person will clench their asscheeks together, trapping the cum inside of the first males sack. Once the first male has edged himself enough and can’t take it anymore, the second person will unclench their asscheeks and the first male will have the amazing, furthest cumshot of their life.
Can also be called The Brazilian Butt Bomb.
First male should lube up his balls well, and then proceed to stick his balls in the other persons ass. At this point, the first male will begin to masturbate and edge himself to the very edge. At this time, the second person will clench their asscheeks together, trapping the cum inside of the first males sack. Once the first male has edged himself enough and can’t take it anymore, the second person will unclench their asscheeks and the first male will have the amazing, furthest cumshot of their life.
Can also be called The Brazilian Butt Bomb.
Person 1: Dude, how was your night last night? I heard Jenny is wild!
Person 2: It was amazing! Jenny let me do a Bolivian Butt Bomb! She let me stick my balls in her asshole and squeezed them until I was gonna cum and then unsqueezed them and my cumshot was at least 200ft! My balls have never felt so good!
Person 2: It was amazing! Jenny let me do a Bolivian Butt Bomb! She let me stick my balls in her asshole and squeezed them until I was gonna cum and then unsqueezed them and my cumshot was at least 200ft! My balls have never felt so good!
by The JewBear January 02, 2020