Larkin's Rule

If a piece of political art is so confusing and you can't ascertain the meaning, it is the artist's fetish art and they obviously get off to it daily

I have no idea what Ben Garrison is saying in his latest piece, I'm invoking Larkin's Rule

by Getting Too Old June 16, 2022

The Golden Rule

Your willingness to forgo this for the purpose of hoisting me by my own petard demonstrates that hoisting people with there own petard is higher on your conceptual value hierarchy than The Golden Rule.

Hym "This is (once again) does little more than prove me right. See, look:

You are here

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What you're doing

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Golden rule
See how that works? That☝️ is what you're doing right now. Why? Because you know that The Golden Rule leads almost exclusively to being exploited by people who aren't willing to reciprocate. Which is the entire impetus behind the creation of The Platinum Rule. And you're doing it. See? This 👇

Petard hoisting

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Golden rule
That's how you 'Act' in spite of your ethical propositional framework. Do you believe in the Golden rule? 'Well, I act like I believe in the golden rule (and then I do this 👉 Petard hoistery

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Not petard hoistery)'
That's you. That's a diagram of you and how you 'act.' "

by Hym Iam August 9, 2022

The LGA rule

A rule created by a footy supporter known only as Boggs who claims that the team you support should be determined by where you pay your council rates. This you can switch team support whenever you like based on this rule.

He’s just using the LGA rule as an excuse to switch teams. What a joke!

by Aiden Summerford September 16, 2022

Five Eight Rule

The Five Eight Rule is a rule in relationships between expatriates and locals of a host country. An expat or local who is considered a "5s" by their own home dating market is viewed as "8s" by the opposite party. Often, the rule applies to both parties. Each one perceive the other as an "8", but they are both, in reality, "5s" in their own home dating market.

Person 1: I don't know how Josh landed that Asian girl. She seems way out of his league. He's a 5 at best.

Person 2: Five Eight Rule, dude.

by matcha snorter September 22, 2022

2:10 rule

2 feet under you, 10 toes down. To keep ones energy grounded and their spirit devoted.

“When I feel down I remember the 2:10 rule to lift my chin.”

by pinkjellybean October 3, 2022

The Moynihan Rule

Say whatever it takes to join a threesome.

"Yeah, so last Thursday, I was chatting up these two gorgeous ladies, and long story, kidna boring, but I ended joining ISIS, per the Moynihan Rule. I think I helped chop off some dude's head, but also ended up in bed with them, so all's well that end's well. Except for that headless dude."

by BobBurnt October 5, 2022

The 3 Rules Of The Shop

If you were to escape the matrix, you should know the 3 rules of the shop.
- NO bag. ❌💼

- NO bike. 🙅🏻 ♂️🚲

- ONLY pay in twenties. ✅💵
Proceed with caution, as not everyone is ready to transform into their true Sigma male form.

If you were a Sigma male, you would know The 3 Rules Of The Shop.

by Professor Nicholas Bradley November 1, 2022