penis breath

after your asshole relieves itself of poo air penis breath arises.

One time i shit myself and magically got penis breath.

by nicholas nappy balls obrien December 20, 2003

penis fillet

the point in which someone is about to blow his load when being sucked off.

bread crumbs growing on a penis

mike is a turd with a penis fillet

by Brian Ronan July 2, 2003

penis-kabob

to suck two cocks at the same time

that kacey c. likes to penis-kabob

by cjsittles March 7, 2009

Penis Grater

Penis grating is when the teeth scrape along the penis during oral sex.

Boy: Ey dave that girl last night, Proper Toothy,
Boy: Oh yeah?
Boy: Proper grated my Penis!!
Boy: No way so she's a proper penis Grater??
Boy: Yeah Dude it was awesome!!

by HannahBean&JessicaThePleb September 28, 2008

penis poncho

Another phrase for condom.

Hey Jimmy!! Don't forget to wear your penis poncho before you have sex!!

by James1024 February 4, 2009

Penis Parmasean

Smegma baby. Also known as "Dick Cheese"

Penis Parmasean is that shit that builds up around the head of your dick.

by narclar October 30, 2008

penis food

Hot dogs and other long Frankfurts/sausages (including cheese dogs), footlong sandwiches (like those from Subway), eggplants, Popsicles, butternut squash, bananas, and/or any other food shaped of this sort. Guys love to post pictures of these foods online before they eat them because:
*Theoretically: It gives girls more attention (yes, that even includes their mom as well, even though she already has a husband)
*In reality: They are attention manwhores who have no friends at all to hang out with after school/work.

Guy takes a picture of a hot dog in buns, posts it online

Girl screenshots to send the pic to her BFF

BFF replies: WTF?! IS HE EATING SOME SHITTY PENIS FOOD JUST TO MAKE US PROUD OF HIM?!

by dangnuggets October 10, 2016