cunt-hair

waitress: do you want ketchup on your eggs?
patron: just a cunt-hair

Girl 1: your gas light just came on, we should stop somewhere.

girl2: nah, we can get there on just a cunt-hair

by temple tattoo April 8, 2010

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E-Cunt

Someone you dont mind in real life but over the internet there a real cunt.

Boliver;I'm a cunt
Je-ack; i no

Boliver; so are u

Je-ack; cbf having this convo

Boliver; pussy

Je-ack; Shut it u E-cunt

Boliver; no you shut up lololololololollo

by Crazy Eyes ZEE May 6, 2009

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cunt rag

a maxi pad, but usually used as an insult

"man you are being suck a cunt rag"
"nice job cunt rag"
"you smell like a cunt rag"

by dead_body_chick July 16, 2008

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cunt gum

A thick milky substance having the look and texture of chewing gum found in some womens' vaginas.

That is an aweful smelling wad of cunt gum.

by Diva Tasha December 9, 2007

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cunt stump

Any vagina. This definition exemplifies the vaginas similarity to an upside down tree stump

I'll fuck her cunt stump till her tears run dry.

by jumbleia October 8, 2008

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To describe someone who is EXTREMELY and UNBELIEVABLY unpleasant. Most commonly used when no possible words can come to mind to describe either a person or situation. The equivalence of being a douche-bag multiplied by at least 50.

"DUDE! You just fucking puked all over me you fucking cunt-muscle!!!"

In situational terms one may be "cunt-muscled".

by Steel843Curtain March 24, 2009

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