Chilly dog with cheese

An extremely raunchy fecal sex act where you squat over your partner's chest and proceed to defecate between her breast leaving a long steaming piece of waste in your wake, this is the chilly as such in a chilly dog. Thereafter you arise and face your partner and begin to gag your self until you vomit onto the fecal excrement you just ejected. Once ready you begin to penetrate the mush with your phallus, a.k.a the hot dog, that is now positioned between your intimate partner's cleavage. If applicable take a deep inhale of the festering concoction to add more vomit or cheese to your chilly dog, when needed of course. Here is your chilly dog with cheese now enjoy. If further perversion is needed seek help. This act will ensure serve mental problems so be cautious when attempting. Psychiatric guidance suggested.

Would you like a chilly dog with cheese where i penetrate your shit and vomit covered tits?

by Sneaux Bake August 18, 2008

Austrian Cheese Bath

The Austrian Cheese Bath is a sneaky, lewd act pulled by room mates and general douche-bags.
One will remove the cap from another's body wash container, and ejaculate inside of it, where it shall lay unnoticed until the unsuspecting victim showers next.

If placed inside a shampoo bottle, (head and shoulders works best) it is known as Austrian Hair Gel

A particularly hairy man may experience yogurt flakes when engaging in an Austrian Cheese Bath.

"Hey kevin, did you have a good Austrian Cheese Bath?"
"What?"
"I came in your body wash, you bathed in my spunk!"
"Youre a fuckin douche!"
"I know! Lets go make ravioli..."

by Chunk Knuckle February 27, 2010

Mexican Cheese Dragon

A Mexican dwarf who seems socially awkward, but really he's sharing his Mexican Dragon Cheese with lucky ladies DAY and NIGHT!

Damn! That guy's such a Mexican Cheese Dragon! Wish I was more like him!

by ThereGoesLucie December 4, 2014

Grilled Cheese Sandwich

the pulling apart of either an old or highly used pussy.

I spread her grilled cheese sandwich and to my surprise i found a waffle.

by Rhyno June 6, 2003

Philly Cheese Stick

:Of or pertaining to the act of sexual intercourse, through vaginal penetration, whilst the female is experiencing a yeast infection and after removal of the male's penis a large portion of the white yeast bacterium coats the penis.

Man, I had a Philly Cheese Stick last night.

by Jedi 007 October 10, 2005

Blue Cheese

1. Cheese That Smells Like Ass!
2. Cheese Thats Blue

1. EW That Guys Eating Blue Cheese!
2. Holy Shit That Cheese Is Blue!

by Seagulls of Satan September 28, 2008

blue cheese surprise

when a girl lets a guy go down on her and does not inform him that she has a yeast infection with vaginal discharge

Damn bro, that smoking hot chick that I took home from the bar last night got me good with the ole blue cheese surprise. I went down on her and got a mouthful.

by nitehock August 20, 2013