School work

what you probably should be doing right now

i know i should be doing school work but im on the urban dictionary

by YEETYEETSMELLMYFEET January 11, 2021

half-ass work

Work that is done with half the required effort; not with a full potential.

Person 1: I'm done with my homework.
Person 2: *looks at homework*
Person 2: do you think this half-ass work will satisfy your teacher?
Person 2: You either do it right or don't do it at all

by Catzbanana November 11, 2013

Show your work

Something math teachers ask you to do when they have nothing better to do and want to fill up their lesson with busy work in case the principal walks in.

"Don't forget to show your work."

"Why, though? The problem is 1+1..."

"Always show your work, no matter how useless it is, children. It will secure you a slot at your dream college."

by Moon Worshiper August 29, 2022

International Bring-A-Shit-Ton-Of-Bees-To-Work Day

Bring a shit ton of bees to work. That's all. There is no joke. Bring a shit ton of bees to your place of employment.

"Tomorrow is 'International Bring-A-Shit-Ton-Of-Bees-To-Work Day! Make sure you bring a shit ton of bees to work!"

by Jame Vaughn April 19, 2021

Work Bench

a bed used for having sex

He: And in here's the bedroom where I keep my workbench.

She: He showed me his workbench and since I was flat as a board, he proceeded to nail me.

by Jake March 6, 2004

selling work

Selling weed or other drugs.

Hey you selling work?
Yeah $14 for a gram

by 8162733746474848 September 1, 2017

work shy

When someone can't be arsed to do work or avoids doing work at any cost.

I was so work shy in college, I had to go onto the urban dictionary.

by Kev BUNN February 17, 2009