couch rice

A lazy asian couch potato

Look at him he is such a couch rice

by Kabcam December 15, 2018

Rice Vice

Characterized by the acute inability of a Rice University student to stop working, learning, or otherwise engaging in productive behavior. Examples may include discussing classes at spas, compulsions to refine research work, or getting ahead for next semester by flipping through textbooks that one already has for classes one has not yet taken. Likely due to acute over-stimulation during the semester. Can otherwise be referred to as "Not being able to turn it the f**k off."

Rice Student 1: I was trying to binge watch Game of Thrones, but I couldn't stop working, so I decided to start defining stuff on Urban Dictionary.
Rice Student 2: Damn, sounds like you acquired the Rice Vice.

by You Know Nothin' Jon Snow December 16, 2018

Rice Whacker

A person who is abusive towards an asian.

did you see that rice whacker.

by lollolololololollooll July 2, 2018

picey rice

Sexy male or female

I love my picey rice.
Hey picey rice let me smash.

by Juice1017 December 22, 2017

Breton Rice

A fatass and an idiot.

“Manny, ur a freak!”
“Shut up Breton Rice , ur a fatass and an idiot!”
“Dies”

by Lechugabro February 19, 2018

rice yum

a yummy rice dish that is made of midget asian dicks

(kid) Mum what we are we having for dinner tonight

(mum) rice yum my baby boy

(kid) i love that its my favourite i want a lot

by an0nym00se esketit February 8, 2018

A Mike Rice

Leaving a shitty condom in the bathtub for your sister to find.

I just totally fucked Becki and pulled a Mike Rice, I can't wait to hear her reaction!!

by Peanut21904 December 28, 2016