ego blasting

Ego blasting- convincing someone to do something via saying your gonna beat them at it.

Why are you ego blasting me bro?

by COOLKIDXD118 November 20, 2018

Major Ego Death

Major Ego Death (MDE) is when someone's ego collapses so hard, it can no longer repair itself.

Bob had a Major Ego Death after posting on r/RoastMe. Talk about no self respect.

by Bloobdy October 10, 2025

ego question

When the professor drops a question on an exam - the answer to which is so unfathomably obscure that the question serves less as a measure of a student’s performance, but as a mechanism by which the professor inflates his/her own ego.

That’s definitely an ego question

by Bcgas February 28, 2023

Ego Fried

When someone says something that hurts you personally

"Did you hear wat tom said to Josh, man that dude was ego fried."

by Be-ezy December 22, 2008

Ego-llectual

Think iv coined a new word...

Ego-llectual

Meaning - an intellectual with a massive ego who tells you what they know in a really patronising way, especially annoying when you didnt ask them!

Didn't even ask for his advice but the ego-llectual told me how to do it anyway, then didn't listen to my response properly and continued to tell me how to do something!
What an ego-llectual twat!!

by Pinger13 March 17, 2023

ego

the size of someone's ego defines who they are
You have a big ego mate.

"Morgz announced his own event wanna know how? Cuz its called morgz fest"
"His Ego is actually that big."
-Pyrocinical

by Cuntson mc jun0r September 20, 2019

ego fluffing

to play up someone's ego i.e. to make them feel good about themselves for something not worth praising.

Like a porn fluffer but for one's ego. Often done by women to men.

Zach, a grown-ass man: wipes the kitchen bench once.

Issy: "OMG Zach! You didn't have to do that, you're so helpful and amazing! You're a really good flatmate."

Issy is ego fluffing Zach.

by egofluffer1000 October 5, 2022