Yolking your weenie

When eating a fried egg sandwich naked, the yolk drips down and lands on your penis.

Remember when Xander's mom made egg sandwiches? You were yolking your weenie all night long.

by pipewrench January 14, 2014

weenie roast

a girls' night out celebration involving male strippers

when I turned 19 and the girls took me to my first weenie roast, Glenda got so wasted that she couldn't even remember where she left her pantyhose the next morning!

by TheMocker September 26, 2005

Weenie

Another term used for marijauna which can be known as marijuweenie and when abreviated, weenie.

Jomes can you pack me up a weenie romper?

by Jomesschnilby February 18, 2011

beans n' weenies

so it's when a gay guy is doing another gay guy in the ass and he doesn't wanna finish in the guy's ass like, you know because it's kind of boring. he just whips it out, and uh slaps it on his balls, wraps his nutsack around his dick and beats off with it.

yeah i gave him the ol' beans n' weenies

by sarsgharbs April 16, 2009

Weenis

exclamitory; when you are excited!

we won we won WEENIS! pronounced WEE-NEZ

by Rachel September 10, 2003

weenie

a rather small human being with a uncomfortable personality, not ctually a penis, may look like one

annie r.

by hotdog June 5, 2003

Weenie hands

What you have when you take a piss and don't wash your hands

me: I just took one hell off a piss
John: Did you wash your hands?
me: no
John: Gross, you have weenie hands

by Arsenic25 March 28, 2008