Weeting

Is the merging of the two words:
Meeting and Willy, to suggest an upcoming, arousing event.

i.e. Sexual Intercourse.

"are you gonna be Weeting Dave tonight?"

"Maybe, at least this time i am prepared."

by Arousel April 10, 2010

Weeping Demon

From the same family of bodily functions as the Screaming Genie. The weeping demon is where you are vomiting and crying at the same time, looking in the mirror after to find tear tracks down your cheeks and vomit on your chin, giving the appearance of a weeping demon.

Dude, is that guy crying?
Give him a break, it's just a weeping demon. At least it's not a screaming genie.

by RKJT October 28, 2009

wedding tackle

A classy term to reference the entirety of one's manhood. The term includes the penis, scrotum and BOTH testicles; however it is acceptable to still use the term in the instance one may have just a single testicle.

Steven used his wedding tackle so many times before the honeymoon ended, Martha was afraid it was permanently damaged!

by Sunyshine September 14, 2019

bundle of joy wedding

a couple in love having a wedding and a baby.

girl:"Jen and Landon are so in love!"
boy: "I hear they are pregnant"
girl: "Aren't they getting married?'
Boy: "won't that a bundle of joy wedding!"

by reinrag6 December 24, 2009

Watched the Wedding Live

A phrase used to politely tell someone they look like garbage by insinuating that they stayed up to watch the Royal Wedding in a Western time zone.

1st person: Hey, look at Phil.
2nd Person: Ya, he looks mega tired.
1st Person: He must have watched the wedding live.

by OhCocoa May 22, 2011

danish wedding

When expecting a visitor, a group of guys gets together and collects some man juice in their hands. Then they wait by the door so they can hear the visitor walking up. When the unsuspecting person walks in the door everyone proceeds to pelt the victim with the jizz (similar to throwing rice on a couple when they come out of the doors of the church after a wedding). Aiming for eyes and mouth is highly encouraged.

Note: Females usually do not appreciate this and find it more "degrading" than funny so use on couples and females at own risk...Also, do not use at a real wedding...that is just messed up

"Oh man we were throwing a big party in our dorm and we knew our RA was going to bust it. So we just waited, and when he came in we gave him the biggest danish wedding ever!"

"My friend just flew in from school out of state and for a welcome back present me and my buddies decided to give him a nice warm danish wedding."

by Hans Christian Anderson December 10, 2008

Weeping

The act of wiener peeping. Done by both male and females, by viewing a mans package hungrily.

Dude that girl at the bar was totally weeping you, bro.

by Daen Wiggan March 23, 2014