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Modern Warfare 2

A game set to be released on November 10, 2009.
It seems that everyone assumes it'll be good before it comes out. This may be true when you're a scrub that only plays team death match and think you're UlTrraA Pr0zzzz and have a gamer tag something like "iTz a55fuck3r" or "Bob3535235445354354343534543543543453453453543"
In reality this game will be a huge failure by comparison to Modern Warfare. The death streaks prove alone prove this game will cater to mopes of all variety. Triple health? Really?
This really will be an FPS for retards.

But hey, at least we get new guns...
TDM Scrub: "Man, I really wish I could have triple health after my tenth death. It's not enough to have three frag, juggernaut, steady aim/martyrdom/last stand with a P90 and kill cam!!11"
Me: "Dude, you realize how terrible this game is actually gonna turn out to be, right?"
TDM Scrub: "BUT I'LL BE ABLE TO OPERATE A S00P3R C00L AIRPLANE!1 I'll be able to lunge with my knife now!! AND I'll be able to use the perk to make me run faster and jump over different obstacles!!1 Modern Warfare 2 is GONNA BE SO KEWL MAYNE!"
Me: "Get the fuck back to Halo."
by The Bosssssssssssssssss October 27, 2009
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Wakefield High School

The Shit. Straight up, The SHIT!
We don't have the yorrkie skank, and STDs in the air. We dont have a team name that rhymes with "Genitals." Wakefield just straight Kicks Ass.
28-1
Man, Wakefield took a HUGE Hot Carl of the northern region.
by Rob April 11, 2005
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Ware

A town in Hertfordshire, England. It has a great history (including the fact its one of the oldest permanently inhabited settlements in Europe, it's home to the Great Bed of Ware and it was once the overnight stop between London and Cambridge) but unfortunately these days there is absolutely noting to do if you're over 8 and under 65.
Guy 1: Let's go to Ware tomorrow.
Guy 2: Where's Ware, hahahahahah...
Guy 1: No. Just no.
Guy 3: What, to visit Londis, or maybe even Costcutters if we really want to splash out...
Guy 1: Goid point...
by Man6616 November 15, 2011
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A game that has a much better team of developers then Black Ops. A game where you can just play the game. Not have to be pro. Have the ability to quickscope without getting banned some-fucking how. a game when grenades and noob tube were realistic. A game where the guns dont get patched to be even shittier. A game where people can make friends and not have annoying ass trolls pretending they are black and can hack you. Those were the good ol' days.
(Meanwhile, here) ((During MW2)

Player 1: hah! i got him! noscope!

Player 2: ahahahah! nice one man! ah im so glad i dident buy Black Ops!

(Meanwhile, thousands of miles away) ((During Black ops)

Player 1: WHAT THE FUCK?!!? HOW DID HE KILL ME! THAT WAS THROUGH A FUCKING WALL! HE DIDENT EVEN HAVE HARDENED ON! WHAT A FUCK!

Player 2: LOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOL NOOOOOOOB.

(Meanwhile, a great distance away) During Black ops

Player 1: hey man

Player 2: hey whats up?

Player 3: shut up

Player 1: ? what?

Player 3: shut up Player 1: dude we arent ta Player 3: shut up (and after 5 hours and 232 shut ups later......it was still going on.) this is why Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 is better.
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Ware

Ever go into a stare and kind of think about what your staring at well i do and i call it a Ware

Wonder Stare = Ware
Hey Lewis you see family guy last night?
Lewis damn you interupted my ware

Bob- Was trying to speak to lewis about lasnt nights family guy but he was having a ware
Grant- nothing like a good ware
by Lewis3000 August 19, 2009
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Acrylic Warfare

The greatest rock band in the history of Cheviot.
Acrylic Warfare rocks dude.
by Mr. Derp September 25, 2004
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Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2

Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 or CoDMN2 will be coming out Monday November 10 2009 in the US. It is an INFINITY WARD game just like Call of Duty 4. It is not Call of Duty 5 Modern Warfare 2. It is CALL OF DUTY MODERN WARFARE 2!!! Not even Call of Duty 6. That's not really right to call it that.
-Hey you gettin Call of Duty 6

-What dont call it that its Modern Warfare 2... Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2.

-y should I call it that

-It gonna b such a great game so why don't u just call it the REAL way
by Davidsta March 28, 2009
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