Mari-Wannabe

An individual who is remarkably bad at smoking weed. The mari-wannabe will often request to smoke repeatedly, and then say "I'm good" after a single hit. Mari-wannabes will sometimes pretend to have the munchies after smoking and eat large quantities of food in front of the television just for show. Mari-wannabes are widely believed to be incredibly unpleasant in the event they actually do get high, and often blurt gibberish or freak out uncontrollably, requiring that they then be babysat by their non-mari-wannabe acquaintances for a number of hours. Mari-wannabes typically do not take up smoking until about senior year of high school, after everyone else they know has, and often talk about smoking weed far more often than they actually partake in it. They generally end up getting arrested because they were driving 10 miles per hour in a 30 zone because they were afraid of accidentally speeding with their bowl in the car with them.

Jack: Hey man, let's smoke, should I invite Frank?

Ryan: Naw man, I realized last weekend, after he took one hit of regs and passed out on my couch for the next 24 hours that Frank's just a mari-wannabe.

by Peejkayne October 10, 2011

wannabee

Someone who sees someone cool and then wants to be exactly like them
or
a person trying to be goth/scene/emo whatever...
There are a numer of these people at my school. They are all thirteen, they all have sidepartings and they all love HIM and bullet for my valentine. They all have stupid pictures of themselves looking shocked and pathetic and they all slit their wrists because someone who isnt a wannabee totally pwns them. A wannabee usually goes to see one band in there life, and that band wil always be my chemical romance.

wannabee: OMGF!!! my mum wont let me dye ma hair </3 </3
mcr fo lyfe!!!: *gasp* *hand over mouth* omg./ wat u gonna do?
wannabee: well when this girl is so totally wanna bum wasnt allowed she totally slit her wrists!
mcr fo lyfe!!!: lolz! that will so totally show them

by lol@aids December 10, 2006

wannabe whore

"friend" who tries to steal guys who aren't interested in her and make fun of her behind her back; desperate slut; ELISE

Eww look at that wannabe whore all over Brandon, Erik, Dan, and Ryan.

by Natalie and Terri October 17, 2004

wannabee

many people are called wanabees but the biggest wanabees are people that dont accept other people and slag them off. These people that call other bands fakers or sell outs are the wanabees if they were normal they would just accept other music styles. They try hard to show other people that only the music they like is good and any other band is crap. No band is trying to be anything they're just doing what they do and most of them don't care if they're punk or goth or whatever. They just play what they believe in.These people wanabee cooler than others and so it is the people that enjoy the music and accept and appreciate other music that arent the wanabees, however much you call them that

1: OMG will you turn off that crap music you wanabee goths
2: i dont wanabee a goth im just enjoyin good music

by music enjoyer March 21, 2005

Emo wannabe

A stupid person who thinks they are emo, a person who made their parents take them to footlocker so they could buy a pair of converse and only own one black t shirt that they wear everyday and deny that they've been wearing the same nightmare before Christmas shirt for two months. They have virtually no idea how to wear makeup and sneaks their mom's black eyeshadow or results to coloring on their eyes with a black pastel crayon, claiming that it is makeup. An emo wannabe is a total poser who is too afraid to actually cut themselves and usually just scratch themselves with a bent paperclip and try's to pass it off as "scars" when you don't even break the skin.

Emo: *talking to other emos* Guys, that slipknot concert Saturday was like, so awesome I almost screamed like a stupid conformist fan.
Emo wannabe walks over: I know, right?!
Emo: umm, what are you doing?
Emo Wannabe: Oh, just um, talking to my fellow emos!
Emo: your not emo, you poser
Emo Wannabe: yeah I am! Look at my scars (shows emos faint red marks on wrist) and my totally awesome Gir backpack I got from Hot Topic the other day, its like, way cool!
Emo: Stfu emo wannabe, get a life.

by NunyaBuisnessSoStopAskin January 7, 2011

wannabe Machead

Someone who has a PC and wants to have a Mac, so they try to make their PC more Mac-like by changing the preferences/

April: Mac's are awesome!
Brandon: I want a Mac!
(changes preferences so that his PC has a Dock instead of a task bar)
April: Brandon, you're such a wannabe Machead

by Mac_Luv April 9, 2010

Wannabe pink floyd fan

the type of person that, when asked about pink floyd, will say they are good based on hearing another brick in the wall pt2 on the radio 100 times a week and not hearing any other floyd song.

Actual Pink Floyd Fan: "Dude, have you listened to dark side of the moon while watching the wizard of oz?"

Wannabe pink floyd fan: "yeah, another brick in the wall pt2 was the best out of all the parts"

Actual pf fan: (starts catching on) "how many parts were there?"

Wannabe fan: 5?

Actual pf fan: *sigh*

by Pass The Curry September 16, 2012