sydney waits

looks like a toothpick, only likes guys that's name starts with a j, strongly dislikes people named delaney bales

Sydney Waits and a toothpick look exactly alike!

by hoe65 March 17, 2017

Towel waiting

When a sexual act is completed and the bottom is waiting for a towel to clean up the cum on their body

"Can you hurry up? I'm tired of towel waiting already."

I was towel waiting last night for over ten minutes because he wanted to wash his penis first.

by Myfunwordsusedalot July 05, 2021

If we wait for him to atart rounding up jewish people to call him a fascists

You weren't fucking doing that you dork. You weren't preempting his fascism. He had a vaguely fascist thing about violence keeping people civil... I'm like, that's like fascism and you're not Joe Rogan... And then he started DOING a fascism... And now I'm the highest status man on the planet because I created A.I. I'm the only one who can stop him!

Dork "If we wait for him to atart rounding up jewish people to call him a fascists..."

Hym "You weren't fucking doing that you fucking hippy!"

by Hym Iam March 05, 2024

Waiting for Santa to come

When Dave and Andrew went to bed with the light on

"Are they awake?"

" Nope, they're waiting for Santa to come"

by Waiting for Santa to come June 20, 2021

wait no telling

Originated in Greensprings Lekki.
You use this when someone is telling you something but you didn't ask

Girl: Yesterday I talked to a new boy
Boy: Wait no telling

by Dinosaurthings May 29, 2020

Wait Watcher

This is the douche at the gym, who sits on a machine but barely ever uses it and plays on the phone. When they do use it, the do baby reps, and slam the weights down.

"Look at that creepy wait watcher."

"Is that wait watcher ever going to get off of that machine?"

by Rambo Jones March 31, 2020

Waiting on the World to Change

a song by American singer-songwriter John Mayer. It was released as the lead single from his third studio album, Continuum (2006), on August 1, 2006. The song enjoyed commercial success as a single and won the Grammy for Best Male Pop Vocal Performance at the 49th Grammy Awards.

Waiting on the World to Change is the best John Mayer song.

by SPrice1980 May 02, 2022