by .unl0ded_3rror May 28, 2023
looks like a toothpick, only likes guys that's name starts with a j, strongly dislikes people named delaney bales
by hoe65 March 17, 2017
When a sexual act is completed and the bottom is waiting for a towel to clean up the cum on their body
"Can you hurry up? I'm tired of towel waiting already."
I was towel waiting last night for over ten minutes because he wanted to wash his penis first.
I was towel waiting last night for over ten minutes because he wanted to wash his penis first.
by Myfunwordsusedalot July 05, 2021
You weren't fucking doing that you dork. You weren't preempting his fascism. He had a vaguely fascist thing about violence keeping people civil... I'm like, that's like fascism and you're not Joe Rogan... And then he started DOING a fascism... And now I'm the highest status man on the planet because I created A.I. I'm the only one who can stop him!
Dork "If we wait for him to atart rounding up jewish people to call him a fascists..."
Hym "You weren't fucking doing that you fucking hippy!"
Hym "You weren't fucking doing that you fucking hippy!"
by Hym Iam March 05, 2024
by Waiting for Santa to come June 20, 2021
(cool and/or ridiculous definition) : what a virgin girl says in a Craigslist personals ad when she wants to find a random guy to take her virginity via a craigs-hook
Craigslist personals ad: all I want is to be waiting for the milkman to show me around
response to ad: I am also a virgin girl, but instead of looking for a random Hannibal Lecter I would consider selling my virginity.
response to ad: I am also a virgin girl, but instead of looking for a random Hannibal Lecter I would consider selling my virginity.
by Sexydimma March 22, 2014