by ReduxGM October 12, 2011
Get the Vegan Hotpocketmug. by Shapadapadoopapoopalis October 11, 2018
Get the Veganmug. A human with a severely limited understanding of nutrition who sincerely believes that depending on big pharma supplements is a viable and healthy long-term solution to getting bad fee-fees when they think about sad cows.
Vegans are typically unable to think for themselves and never do their own research; instead they rely on Hollywood actors and Instagram influencers to tell them what is good and what is bad. Despite their clear lack of original thought, they will typically legitimately think that they came to any conclusion on their own.
If you encounter a vegan in the wild, it will not take long before they start spouting sound bites from Netflix propaganda pieces. Once you start pressing them on details about the clearly nutrition-deficient diet, they will quickly deflect and tell you they'll link you a video and that it contains everything you need to know, because they certainly fucking don't.
Every single vegan in existence will also claim to care about gender equality, environmentalism and universal healthcare. They also browse reddit and smoke weed but they could totally stop at any time, it's not addictive bro.
Vegans are typically unable to think for themselves and never do their own research; instead they rely on Hollywood actors and Instagram influencers to tell them what is good and what is bad. Despite their clear lack of original thought, they will typically legitimately think that they came to any conclusion on their own.
If you encounter a vegan in the wild, it will not take long before they start spouting sound bites from Netflix propaganda pieces. Once you start pressing them on details about the clearly nutrition-deficient diet, they will quickly deflect and tell you they'll link you a video and that it contains everything you need to know, because they certainly fucking don't.
Every single vegan in existence will also claim to care about gender equality, environmentalism and universal healthcare. They also browse reddit and smoke weed but they could totally stop at any time, it's not addictive bro.
by george_the_technically_correct November 15, 2019
Get the veganmug. You do know because you're vegan doesn't make you special
by Mike Sanchez67 December 12, 2018
Get the Veganmug. Someone who needs to state it before they say anything else. They usually don't eat meat (IK Fucking Crazy) and usually are obsessed with animals (Not always). Usually have an IQ of 2-7
by Not_A_FUCKING_VEGAN March 6, 2019
Get the Veganmug. Guy: Hey look at the that girl over there!
Other guy: Oh that's Autum, She's a vegan...
Guy: Oh. nevermind don't care.
Other guy: Oh that's Autum, She's a vegan...
Guy: Oh. nevermind don't care.
by Don't Care. August 27, 2018
Get the Veganmug. Husband: Oh my God, what happened to the kids?!
Husband: I don't know, they just started bleeding everywhere! Oh, did I mention that I'm vegan?
Husband: I don't know, they just started bleeding everywhere! Oh, did I mention that I'm vegan?
by Uncle Buttmunch June 13, 2018
Get the Veganmug.