A woman who appears to be extremely attractive when observed from a distance. Upon closer examination it is clear to the observer that she is skanky, wrinkly, and/or fat.
Person A: "Gee whiz, that lady over there sure is pretty"
Person B: "Oh no my friend, I checked her out up close. She's a Van Gogh"
Person A: "Fuckin' shit!"
Person B: "Oh no my friend, I checked her out up close. She's a Van Gogh"
Person A: "Fuckin' shit!"
by oaul March 19, 2007
by E-wreckshun December 12, 2003
Van-boy is a nickname for vanity. Sometimes she’s nice sometimes she’s not (she’s a big bully)
She was had a girlfriend but it got taken away by a cool kid name Serena (feels bad)
Had a stalker, named Jose (now please don’t be offended if you’re also named Jose)
Has a very cool friend, that’s Asian, and could easily knock her out one handed. (It’s me)
She was had a girlfriend but it got taken away by a cool kid name Serena (feels bad)
Had a stalker, named Jose (now please don’t be offended if you’re also named Jose)
Has a very cool friend, that’s Asian, and could easily knock her out one handed. (It’s me)
by Asiancoolkid123 July 06, 2019
North van is probably one of the greatest cities to live in, and is better then Vancouver itself and it has a population of about 84,412 people and if you wanna live there prepare for it to get expensive
by North van December 08, 2015
by cum slinger December 02, 2009
A kind, handsome man who lives in Benton, Ar. A very smart man, who loves to hunt. He is pro-gun and voted for trump....
by Vantheman#1 December 19, 2016
1) When someone behaves so crazily, they need to be escorted to the Psychiatric Ward.
2) When you enter an object of transportation and do not pay before exiting.
3) When those that are in your company suddenly begin to mistreat you for no apparent reason.
4) When you are watching T.V. and it suddenly seems that the storyline is based is you.
2) When you enter an object of transportation and do not pay before exiting.
3) When those that are in your company suddenly begin to mistreat you for no apparent reason.
4) When you are watching T.V. and it suddenly seems that the storyline is based is you.
1) This dude is clocking me so hard, it may be time he hop the van.
2) Last night I got so drunk, I lost my wallet and hopped the van.
3) Due to Danny hopping the van, I went out clubbing last night.
4) Yo, I was watchin' Law and Order last night and I promise you it hopped the van.
2) Last night I got so drunk, I lost my wallet and hopped the van.
3) Due to Danny hopping the van, I went out clubbing last night.
4) Yo, I was watchin' Law and Order last night and I promise you it hopped the van.
by Cheri Hard September 05, 2014