Two Second Dave

When a guy is receiving a hand job (usually a Light Bulb HJ) and he cums within roughly two seconds.

Man, I'm a Jewish girl named Steph, and I gave that guy a Light Bulb HJ last night, and he was definitely a Two Second Dave

by Luke R April 14, 2008

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two ticket ass

A severely overweight aircraft passenger that knowingly defies airline policy and purchases a single ticket for airfare, fully aware their ass will occupy two or more seats. "Two ticket asses" are usually female, and play dumb as they attempt to board the aircraft, as if not understanding what all the fuss is about. They take perverse pleasure in making the life of the stewardess (aka walrus handler) miserable.

"I'm sorry, madame. You have only a single ticket and this airline has a policy that mandates the purchase of two tickets for severely overweight passengers. You'll have to go back to the check-in counter. No, mam, this is not a joke."

"Dayum, Shanika's bangin. You see dat barrel she towin? Dat some two ticket ass!"

by Mark_J January 16, 2009

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Whats two shoes?

1: What's up, what's new, what's going on, how've you been, etc.
2: Used to get an update or the details of a situation.

Derived from "what's good?" Evolving from "what's goody?" to "what's goody two shoes?" to simply "what's two shoes?"

1:Yo man, whats two shoes?
2:Notin, chillin...

1: So what's two shoes with that party tonight?
2: It's at my man Dilwad's crib, we're headed over there around 11

by JL0 July 6, 2010

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Turning two

Another way of telling someone you have to take a shit.

Guy 1: "Hey what's up?"

Guy 2: "Just turning two."

Guy 1: "That's disgusting. Dont pick up when you're on the toliet."

by southp8627 July 31, 2010

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two finger bingo

(noun)

The process of masturbation upon reaching climax in which the recipient yells "Bingo" at the time of orgasm.

This can be applied to females in masturbation, or used by males fingering a female partner.

Can also be used as another term for female masturbation.

Dude, I was totally playing two finger bingo with her last night.

Brian couldn't come over last night, so I was stuck playing two finger bingo.

by Papa Dwarf April 7, 2014

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