rusty trumpet

the act of, while performing sexual intercourse on a beach, pulling out and inserting meatrod into the sand, then back into the female's apparatus. the resulting friction causes sounds to come out of her mouth resembling that of a rusty trumpet (in reality, it is merely the experience of intense, searing pain in her lower torso)

dude, you gave her a rusty trumpet?

yeah man.

by crash December 22, 2004

strumpet trumpet

the man's own meat. the blue vein flute. the schlong. the wanger. the leg grabber.

please see page no. 509 for a full list.

by <*}}}}>< September 26, 2003

butt trumpet

old windows 3.11 internet control. usually used with modems slower than your mom.

load up butt trumpet

by Matt Parker (parkman47) November 15, 2002

butt trumpet

when a man fucks a women in the ass and punches her in the head witch makes her pucker up and he rips his dick out and her ass hole is inside out =(

butt trumpet

by johnybobonny October 31, 2009

Trumpet rump

The act of shoving a trumpet up someones butt.

Yo dude! Did you hear about that gay bandteacher trumpet rumping that guy? What a freak!

by bandteacher December 7, 2009

Piss Trumpet

a dope electronic synth for dubstep

yo did you hear that piss trumpet in that dubstep song?

by The Gun 88 September 18, 2012

bum trumpet

An extremely loud fart made deliberately

Johnny let out a bum trumpet while sitting on the couch with his sister.

by cold_eyes May 31, 2014