The Internet had long ago turned navel-gazing into an international pastime, but self-tracking takes the self-absorption to a new level. Using elaborate graphs, pie charts, websites and newer technologies, self-trackers catalogue everything in their lives, sometimes with no clear result.
Self-tracker.
Self-trackers like Messina and Evans could spend hours online, charting, analyzing, tracking. Life as a series of pure, distilled data points, up for interpretation.
—Monica Hesse, "Bytes of Life," The Washington Post, September 9, 2008
Self-trackers like Messina and Evans could spend hours online, charting, analyzing, tracking. Life as a series of pure, distilled data points, up for interpretation.
—Monica Hesse, "Bytes of Life," The Washington Post, September 9, 2008
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The new newsfeed that appears above the facebook chat that shows newsfeeds of obscure and random people and posts that you may have friends of friends with but have actually no personal contact with that person. Thus, creating a ticking timebomb for the moment you comment on a random status or picture making you look like the ultimate creeper.
Creeper comment- "This picture is hilarious"
Unknowing victim- "Who are you?"
Creeper comment- " Oh I am your girlfriend's cousin's best friend... sorry you showed up on my creep-ticker when I was chatting"
**Creeper thinks to himself DAMN you creep-ticker**
Unknowing victim- "Who are you?"
Creeper comment- " Oh I am your girlfriend's cousin's best friend... sorry you showed up on my creep-ticker when I was chatting"
**Creeper thinks to himself DAMN you creep-ticker**
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Larry: Hey Leon, I just bought some underwear from the internet, they were worn by an internet hooker!!
Leon: Damn Larry, you an internet trucker.
Leon: Damn Larry, you an internet trucker.
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Pronunciation - God-El-Trink-Ar
A man whose testicles and-or genitals sweat profoundly in a number of different scenarios.
Pronunciation - God-El-Trink-Ar
A man whose testicles and-or genitals sweat profoundly in a number of different scenarios.
1. "As a Goddle-Trinker my twig and berries tend to sweat a lot ."
2. "After my wife finished me off she said, don't be a Goddle-Trinker next time."
2. "After my wife finished me off she said, don't be a Goddle-Trinker next time."
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