Travel Tummy is a collection of digestive ailments that occur when you're on the road for any length of time. Travel Tummy includes stomach aches, nausea, indigestion, constipation and diarrhea and it has a variety of causes.
Some situation that cause Travel Tummy include: too much eating out at fast food places (and the realization that you've eaten fries three times in the last two days); eating too much ethnic food (like a Japanese dish that turns out to pretty much just be noodles and sautéed onions); anxiety about pooping in a motel bathroom that has thin walls and no fan; spending too much time in a car or other enclosed space with other people and not being able to pass gas when you need to; having your mother-in-law always offer to use a public restroom with you when you need to go, choosing the stall next to yours and then talking to you the entire time you try to poop.
Cures for Travel Tummy include ordering more salads, drinking less soda and coffee, wandering off by yourself at least once a day, and in extreme situations, returning home.
Some situation that cause Travel Tummy include: too much eating out at fast food places (and the realization that you've eaten fries three times in the last two days); eating too much ethnic food (like a Japanese dish that turns out to pretty much just be noodles and sautéed onions); anxiety about pooping in a motel bathroom that has thin walls and no fan; spending too much time in a car or other enclosed space with other people and not being able to pass gas when you need to; having your mother-in-law always offer to use a public restroom with you when you need to go, choosing the stall next to yours and then talking to you the entire time you try to poop.
Cures for Travel Tummy include ordering more salads, drinking less soda and coffee, wandering off by yourself at least once a day, and in extreme situations, returning home.
I had the worst travel tummy after eating Taco Bell and then driving 6 hours to my aunt's house. I can't believe her only bathroom opens directly off of the living room and doesn't have a fan or window.
by Annie Mork March 4, 2014
Get the travel tummymug. When you jinx with another person, and the word is something the other person was re-enacting from his or her path
(Girl) After she told me what she did, all I could say was
(Boy and girl at the same time) wow!
(Boy) Dude did we just time travel?
(Boy and girl at the same time) wow!
(Boy) Dude did we just time travel?
by SoulGlooo January 8, 2021
Get the Time travelmug. I just remembered I was supposed to do a thing on why this is dumb but then I saw a clip of Eric Weinstein saying a thing that I'm pretty sure I've already said about space travel (Which was that to travel through space in a way that's meaningful we'd need to entirely reconceptualize how we view movement through space time) and I kind of beat myself to the punch by proxy. Which is... irritating... Preempted by my own brilliant mind. I could be getting the chronology of events wrong BUT if I was getting credit for my own ideas that wouldn't be an issue now would it? Because my receipts are a matter of public record and YOU KNOW which ideas you got from me and vice-versa.
Hym "Does anyone else remember the space travel thing? Other than Eric? Because that's why space travel is dumb. Now at least. And it made me think that maybe quantum entanglement had something to do with the solution but apparently that doesn't work. So, yeah. Fruitless. Pointless. And Mars sucks. Why would I want to go there and be one of Elon's Mars emerald mine slaves?"
by Hym Iam March 17, 2023
Get the Space travelmug. by mowmylawn June 11, 2016
Get the Travel the Rainbowmug. A mans comfy pair of pants that he wears for in the car or on the plane when going/travelling on holiday ! A bloke usually dons his Travel Pants because he has large testicles and the 'Dad Briefs' give him extra support !
by The Purple Helmet May 5, 2022
Get the Travel Pantsmug. Travel Googan is an internet search engine that offers the lowest prices on travel and makes it simple to book vacations online.
by happy traveller January 11, 2010
Get the Travel Googanmug. A travel style preferred by tree-huggers and hippies. Often times, the vegan will immediately declare themselves a vegan, and then declare and try to enforce a sustainable viewpoint on helpless plebs that are still eating that delicious hamburger.
Did you hear about those tree-huggers flying a plane on solar energy around the world? Yeah, neither did I. Apparently that's sustainable travel, it'll never be mainstream though, so it's mostly for hipsters.
by Jaw112211 August 17, 2016
Get the sustainable travelmug.