tossing the salad

licking an a--hole

Me and my girl were tossing the salad last night!

by Iwannabelike June 28, 2015

Monkey Toss

A foosball goal scored when a player on one team shoots the ball, and it is rejected by the other team into the original shooter's goal. Derived from a monkey tossing its masturbatory result at an unsuspecting victim.

There are various forms of the monkey toss, including the D-Toss (defender scoring on a toss) and the Bank Toss (a monkey toss that goes off the wall before going into the goal).

Dude, you thought you had the shot but he totally monkey tossed you.

by Haggdogg June 18, 2009

Tossing the pumpkin

Having sex with a ginger.

What have you been doing?
I have been tossing the pumpkin.

by hopefulginger January 11, 2011

tossing sallad

Licking somebody's ass. Done often in prisons as a initiation rite as a complement to sodomy and blow job.

-Toss my salad, bitch!
-Yesterday, that pussy Arnold tossed my sallad.
-Where's John? -Tossing my sallad!

by Andreas April 05, 2004

tossing salad

the art of eating shit hole

Gosh, I sure do like to toss salad (eat shit hole).

by anna smolder December 01, 2003

toss the turtle

Going to take a shit

Hey man, I'll be right back. I gotta go toss the turtle.

by catkicker mcpeeee June 03, 2010

toss rag

like a sock covered in cum. Good for insulting any old twat that pisses you off ! swiflty followed buy another top notch insult .

Ross: " Did you know, I'm colourblind but only to synthetic colours ! "
Matt: " Oh, your such a toss rag ! Go fuck your dinosaur whore of a mum ! "

by matt w & ross July 23, 2006