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toe-nads

Noun. singular - "toe-nad".

Derived from the Latin "Tovus Naadoscumati" meaning "testicular addition to the foot", "Toe-Nads" are the result of a rare but nonetheless comical foot condition known as "Acute Ballsackonfootitis", wherein a male's testicles are actually located on his feet in place of the more common lateral arrangement of phalanges, often referred to as "toes".
Jimmy has toe-nads.

Jackson brushed against Jimmy's toe-nads.

Jackson is now coming to grips with his homosexuality.
by Gangly McDugan March 13, 2008
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Sucking toes

The act of a man SUCKING a woman's toes in a sexual manner
by Ubro July 20, 2019
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Camel Toe

The covering of clothing over a woman's vagina that says rub here to open. There are two sides to every camel toe and they both need attention to unlock the door.
dude #1: Her camel toe is inviting me to touch it.
dude#2: Yep, it's freakin awesome, I think I got wood!
Dude #1: I'll jerk off to her later....
by A big D October 6, 2008
mugGet the Camel Toemug.

camel toe

1. Being able to see the follds of a vulva inside a tight pair of pants on a woman.
2. An EXTREAMELY loose pussy.
Either we didnt have enough stools at the bar, or Suzy has the biggest camel toe ive ever seen!
by Not so super DJ Gennady January 30, 2003
mugGet the camel toemug.

Nigger Toe

A brazil nut. Its hard and dirty and shaped like a nigger toe!
Hey, what cha' eatin, a nigger toe?
Naw mofo, its a brazil nut.
by hooha2 March 13, 2008
mugGet the Nigger Toemug.

Bubble Toes

big, fat toes. it's used in the song "Bubble Toes" by the amazing Jack Johnson.
"it's as simple as something that nobody knows that her eyes are as big
as her bubbly toes"
by warning xx May 1, 2005
mugGet the Bubble Toesmug.

Camel Toe

When they are smiling from top and bottom!!
Camel Toes can even talk your way out of a ticket!!
by Bridget October 20, 2006
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