todd

an awkward friend that is quiet most of the time, slightly overweight, also bi sexual most of the time

that Todd is so bisexual

by mike neily February 15, 2018

Todd

A guy that women propose to.

Todd told me « She got on her knees, handed me flowers and gave me a ring »

by January 31, 2023

Todd

Will literally yeet a child even though a gremlin

"you see that guy over there, hes a Todd"

by Fabian420 March 10, 2021

Todd

There are two D’s in a Todd, just like two peas in a pod. Used to describe a couple of gay men, because you can’t have a gay relationship without two D’s

“Look at those young men… they are such a Todd”
“They put the two D’s in a Todd alright!”

by Todd Tickler March 04, 2024

Todd

Todd was not finished being made .
A Todd will never get hard to please a woman

Todd’s usually get drunk by just thinking about rum .
Todd’s usually look up to people called josh.

Todd’s want to become a josh even tho they can’t .

Todd’s aren’t funny or good looking.

Look at Todd trying to drink , omg he fell

by Luciferiq November 25, 2021

Todd

When a girl tells you that your just friends, yet you get weird, possessive and jealous.

Omg bro he acting so weird about her... and won’t leave her alone...

I know dude he’s gone full Todd on her

by Jdhebeb November 25, 2020

Todd

Doesn’t know why the carpet is all wet. Married to Margo.

And why is the carpet all wet, Todd?!? I don’t KNOW Margo!

by T. Guadalupe January 17, 2022