The Shark On The Left

The only reason 73% of us watched he super bowl half-time show.

"Did you see that guy on The Voice!?!? He totaly pulled a shark on the left moment!"
"He did pull the shark on the left! Like a boss too!

by Lol:) February 4, 2015

Left anklet

Wearing an anklet on the left ankle is a secret way to indicate one is queer and part of the LGBTQ+ community

“You’re wearing a left anklet? That’s the gay side”

by ichoosetobeanonymous1990 July 7, 2023

the girl on the left

A phrase used by the Ballinger fandom after a twitter user referred to Rachel Ballinger as the girl on the left.

"The girl on the left didn't even know what jojo siwa was saying"
"The girl on the left---??? Rachel deserves better"

by local rat August 4, 2018

left bastard

When someone is three times as much of a right bastard than thought possible.

Inspiration: "Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left."

Person 1: Did you see him hit-and-run my car? What a right bastard he is.

Person 2: He did worse than that. He ran over a puppy and threw an empty beer can out his window. That bastard ain't a right bastard, he's a left bastard.

by Jack_Firerage June 30, 2023

left knee

what you hurt while tripping over drugs

"I was tripping on the drugs and I hurt my left knee"

by anonymous April 8, 2021

Jeff left

Right

Make a Jeff left here.

by Cftuikhfsd January 7, 2018

left test

A rough method of judging a person's rate of aging. To left test is to view a user's current profile picture on Facebook, which is the most recent, and press the left arrow key. This goes back to the user's first picture, when they were younger. It may span several years, or few, and their mileage will vary.

<while friend is stalking someone on Facebook> Damn, give them the left test!
According to the left test, she's like-new.

by midinerd September 11, 2016