Spit the custard

"Spitting the custard" is the act of ejaculation.

Similar in usage to "jizzing" and "jizzed".

1: "She was totally asking for it, so I spat the custard on her back"

2: "Leigh loves it when you spit the custard all over her face"

by Invorta November 30, 2010

spit sip

Backwash; the last drink of a beverage usually alcoholic

I didn't mind sharing my beer with her because only the spit sip remained.

by Texastea March 10, 2015

Spit moment

A female girl who wants to have a threesome with Pit from Kid Iccarus and Izor. She is double autistic and a believer in furry rights.

Are furries even that bad?

Spit moment

by MslowbroX January 10, 2021

Toad Spit

Toilet water splashed up onto your anus while you sit on the toilet. Could be caused by dropping a fat turd or when flushing before standing.

I hate when the automatic toilets at Wal-Mart go off when I'm not done, I always get splashed with toad spit.

by Eneshi April 18, 2018

love spit

Semen from a male penis, ejaculation, or sperm. Comes out during a male orgasm.

He shot his love spit all over my face

by sauggy bottom boy November 26, 2013

The spitting image

When a person uses the phrase ‘the spittin image’ they usal mean that something or someone looks exactly like them.

Jack you look The spitting image of you dad.

by That girl rubi November 5, 2018

Spit Trick

When you spit in your friends eyes and punch him in the balls.

You're about to get spit tricked!

by OwlTurtleMeerkat October 7, 2010