When you reach the level of fatness that your stomach starts to take on the same firm-yet-lumpy consistency of a cooked sausage.
The stage somewhere between a muffin top and losing Cheetos between your rolls.
Reference: Jurassic 5 - Sausage Gut
The stage somewhere between a muffin top and losing Cheetos between your rolls.
Reference: Jurassic 5 - Sausage Gut
Person1: Check this out, my sausage gut is starting to mature. When I squeeze my rolls they're all firm and lumpy. If I keep it up with the eating contests, cheeze whiz snorkel, and twinkie sepository diet, I'll make it on The Biggest Loser in no time.
Person2: ::ralf::
Person2: ::ralf::
by Chonch Monkey January 8, 2011
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Get the Ordinary Sausage mug.Where two people consentually have sex on a beach. Usually favouring the missionary position (however using one's imagination, many more are feasible), the man pulls out, dips his erect penis into the sand, and re-inserts his now 'crumbed sausage' into the vagina of his partner, or casual fuck buddy. Beware of chafing.
A: So I was on the beach with Jill and gave her ye olde crumbed sausage
B: ....
A: yeah I know, rad aye!
B: teh_chafes :(
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B: teh_chafes :(
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We went to check out that bar down by the pier but the minute we did Eric got jumped by a sausage lobster.
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