McDonald's ketchup

It is where a guy dressed as Ronald Mcdonald cums on a McDonald's front counter

Have you seen that Mcdonald's ketchup

by Mommymilkers000 September 29, 2021

Ketchup Sex

Sexual intercourse when the lady is on her menstrual cycle.

Andreas knew it was Yoanna's time of the month, but he was still up for a little Ketchup Sex. A nice bit of relish on the hotdog.

by Utsi Schissenhausen February 5, 2020

Pre Ketchup

The watery bit of ketchup that comes out when you go to use the ketchup but the bottle hasn't been shaken up or it has been left a while without being used. This leads to a puddle of watery ketchup being left seeping onto your plate and probably on your hands.

"Ew, I forgot to shake the bottle, now there's Pre Ketchup on my chips."

"Don't forget to shake the bottle or you'll get Pre Ketchup."

by Soopie.t December 20, 2023

Sparkly Ketchup

What that stupid ad for grammarly keeps reminding us of. Like wtf

"If you have one great idea, sayyyy: sparkly ketchup

by omgyamisobored January 24, 2024

Ass Ketchup

A sexual position where a guy has sex with a woman in either her ass or pussy until she bleeds and then makes her lick it off his cock.

Hey Anthony, what did you do last night?

I got this girl to do an Ass Ketchup with me and it was amazing but she was quite toothy.

by BigBojo February 22, 2022

Open the ketchup

Getting ready, warming up, getting the blood (ketchup) flowing.

"Time to open the ketchup!

by Federally April 16, 2017

Ketchup Fingers

When one attempts to finger a Woman who, unknowingly begins her period so when you remove your fingers it looks like you dipped them in ketchup.

Man I was with my girl last night and she gave me a bad case of ketchup fingers.

by RRRRRRRAAAAAAIIIDDERRRRRZZZ May 22, 2018