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bee-fap

Phoneticized version of the acronymm B.F.A.P. or Big Fucking Art Project. Term used almost instinctually by hippies,yippies, and bohos to describe an event wherein butcher paper or a large canvas is rolled out on the floor and everyone gathers around with low grade materials to make a collaborative work of art. Common themes include disembodied eyes, 'shrooms, curly-Qs, fake asian ideograms, laughing gnomes and crumbling brick walls. Due to a lack of cooperation and no knowledge of color theory or design, Bee-faps often look muddy and depressing. Finished be-faps can be found in coffee shops and co-ops around universities, or in the bedrooms of high school stoners.
Allie wanted me to come over and make bee-fap. I said I was busy. She was all, "We'll smoke a bowl, spread out bunch of fuckin' art supplies, and just make a big fuckin' art project!"
by The Garbage Man May 17, 2007
mugGet the bee-fapmug.

schmeegin bees

Smoking a bowl of fine bud with a group of close buddies.
"Dude G-reg we have been schmeegin bees to much to go shred"
by Adam Cooper March 23, 2007
mugGet the schmeegin beesmug.

(news) (bee)

A newb in Final Fantasy 11, using the auto-translate function.
Of course, to japanese players this will make no sence what so ever.
Player 1;(Crab) (diseased) (mithra) (News) (Bee), (You can have this.)
Player 2;(Thanks for the offer but I'll have to pass.)
by Kirol May 24, 2006
mugGet the (news) (bee)mug.

dick bees

A colony of bees, usual living in and around a human's penis. Occasionally the queen bee will come out and check things out, only to (very painfully) squeeze itself back into the urethra.
Shit Dillon, my bum crabs and my dick bees have begun a war and are tearing the shit out of my crotch!
by Admiral Tassles January 7, 2016
mugGet the dick beesmug.

bee's balls

Bee's balls are what you have when you have very small, insect-like testicles.
I can't seem to impregnate my gf because i've got bee's balls.
by bieberina69 October 25, 2010
mugGet the bee's ballsmug.

Unholy Bees

A group of people who play games together wearing bee themed apparel.
by HI IM 9 AND BFF WITH PEDOGUY October 23, 2020
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shoe bee

To wear socks with sandals or any toe less type shoe or anything where the toes or most of the foot is partially covered by the shoe. Simply put its footwear you normally DO NOT wear socks with.
My daughter told me to tell Dana not to wear socks with sandals to work. When he does that everyone should yell, "SHOE BEE"!
by Tragic-Genius December 24, 2007
mugGet the shoe beemug.

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