quick times

When you are going to do something fast.

I’m going to the store Quick times

by Gang Shit Blood Cripp May 27, 2020

The Dim Times

The time before the internet

John: I wrote back in The Dim Times...
Terry: Fuck your old

by Bmac1234 March 15, 2014

Protect yourself at all times

Did I ever tell you all the story of the Bernard Hopkins fight I watched once?

Hym “No? Ok. Bernard Hopkins (At last I think it watch him) won this fight against some Irish guy, right? And, throughout the match, here’s what he would do: he would clinch the guy, spin him around so that he (Bernard Hopkins) was between the ref and his opponent, and then he would rabbit punch him in the kidneys (against the rules). This happened so frequently the the opponent (can’t remember his name) stopped in the middle of the fight, looked at the ref, and raised his arms and said ‘What the fuck.’ He then proceeded to get jabbed in the face and I shit you not the ref looked him dead in the eyes and said ‘protect yourself at all times.’ I sat on my couch, mouth agape, in disbelief at what I was witnessing. Protect yourself at all times. That’s all the lousy motherfucker had to say for himself. Unbelievable. And that’s what this is like. You are all (both) the ref and the Bernard Hopkins. I couldn’t find the fight when I was looking for it but I will never forget that shit for the rest of my life.”

by Hym Iam October 16, 2022

Five Times

A phrase coined by B. Drinkward. He uses this way too much. It's stupid, and also really addictive and ends up in everyone's vocabulary within a few hours.

Ryan: He killed a man.
Ofir: How many times?
Bryan: Five Times

by Friskaburger January 14, 2004

2 times basketball

The official size of Ogre's head.

see Ogre

Ogre's head is 2 times the size of a basketball.

That head is 2 times the size of a basketball.

by Aaron-Dillon-Ian-Cameron December 26, 2003

fun times had by all

When everybody that was there enjoyed themselves..EVERYBODY

Ah, i remember us snorting coke off that hooker/camel in saudi arabia last year...fun times had by all

by super fun happy slide October 22, 2008

Third Times A Charm

This is when you are fingering a woman and when you pull out for finger you make her taste your finger, you then proceed to finger her, and pull your fingers out and make her taste it for a second time. On the third time when you stop fingering her and secretly put your fingers in your own butthole and make her taste it. It was third times a charm.

That girl didn’t even see it coming, I gave her the “third times a charm”.

by Beachers November 21, 2019