twizzle rod

A person who accomplishes feats of idiocy with little or no effort. Encounters with people afflicted by this condition may experience brief moments of confusion followed by frustration, culminating in an extended period of laughter. Biologists believe an afflicted human can, at will, deactivate the brain's frontal lobe.

Batman: "Robin, hurry climb up here and help me fight off these goons."
Robin: "Ok Batman...but how do I get up there?"
Batman: "Use the grapple on your utility belt. HURRY!"
Robin: "I decided to leave it at home today. I mean, who knew we would be fighting goons."
Batman: "...You are such a twizzle rod at times."

by Dr. Twizzle May 7, 2018

Tizzy T

1. A rapper

2. A bookmark

I want a tizzy t bookmark!!!🤓🤓👊

by Meeeeer987654321 June 20, 2018

Tizzy T

1. Rapper

2. Bookmark

Can I have a retarted Tizzy T bookmark,plez, plez , and last but not least plez.

by Meeeeer987654321 June 21, 2018

Tizzin

Means to agree with someone. Or in other words to say I'm telling you.

It is really cold outside today. I'm Tizzin......
McDonald's has the best fries. I'm Tizzin

by Lexx Diamond November 26, 2018

Trizzy Pizza

A pepperoni and pineapple pizza pie. Preferably from Dominos Pizza, where the pineapple slices aren’t THAT big.

A pizza pioneer named Katrina from New York started this trend. But sadly she never got the credit she solely deserved before big company’s took credit for this new, revolutionary, delicacy.

Boy 1: Hey bro, you ever order a trizzy pizza from dominos?
Boy 2: WTF?! Who does that?
Boy 1: Bro! Deadass.... it’s D SHIT!!!!

by That dude, October 31, 2019

Tizzel

Gay people that have no life and play fortnite all day

Tizzel

by Lsllsls December 4, 2019

Twizzle

1. To slap someone with Twizzlers™
2. To shove a Twizzlers™ up someone

1. My dad hit me with a bag of Twizzlers™!

Did your dad really twizzle you?! Thats gross!!
2. I'm gonna Twizzle you so hard

by catchingfire3 December 21, 2019